Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane

Maine • JSTOR enthusiast • loves a mock turtle neck shirt •

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

the will-they-won't-they of every twenty-[REDACTED] and a graduate degree

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

The panic attack to googling “Denmark” pipeline

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

Time to play my fave game: am I brave enough to stay in Europe with no plan?

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I’m being so normal right now

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

*Non suspiciously leading my shepherd bro into a field* no dude it’s like a giant jaw bone, you’re going to love it

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

"give us this day our daily bread" is sooo duck coded

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

list of things that genuinely pissed me off this week:
- loud talkers in cafe
- AI everything
- can't speak mandarin (idk this ones outta left field)
- ice skating: hard

wbu

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

made this for us :)

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

i'm chillgirl, i'm coolgirl until you're mean to my mother? i'm insanegirl i'm arsongirl i'm outside-your-housegirl. my MOMMY???? t-tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that im anemic and on my period bc i'm about to BITE

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

im scared of adult women with bangs. not bc they look bad or anything just because thats a level of coolness i will never pocess.

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

scrolling through my own tweets bc i'm the funniest person i've ever met

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

be honest: i am too old to get a masters degree?

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

@molly0xFFF simple-- find an abandoned house and claim squatters rights! An easy $800/mo back in your pocket. Follow for more budget tips 😚

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

shouting words into ethernet cable like a microphone because manifesting fell through

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

also why is Sunday the most delicious day to send out applications? No one is working right now, I can't bust up into their inbox and bother them, it would be rude.

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

I know EXACTLY what I want for a job. I know that what I want to do IS needed by someone. I am so cool, clever, and easygoing. I am a GOOD coworker and employee. I'm also unemployed; what a waste.

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

Searching for a job is easy-- all it takes is thick skin, adaptability, and willingness to waste 70% of your time. Searching for a career, however, feels like playing 4D chess against an AI bot with the voice of your middle school enemy.

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

You know how baroque violin sounds like how chewing on ceramic feels????

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

@Hozier @FingerprintsLB Have you seen Zanonai’s Francesca da Rimini?

[Megh(igh maintenance)an Lane @neumme]

YOU can’t pour from an empty cup. I can tho.