Kristin Neuner

you are the creator of your own happiness ✌️

[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

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[Sass Problems @sassproblems]

if you don't have a sense of humor please never speak to me

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

There’s a special place in Hell for men who hit women. This here is America. We hit home runs, not honeys. Merica.

[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

One side of my brain is wants me to go to bed, while the other side wants me to stay up to watch the meteor shower. A day in the like of me

[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

At least I can always count on Kevin Hart

[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

Running out of new Netflix series to watch is so heart wrenching. 😩

[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

" What does Nick actual do for a living?"
........
"Reality TV shows." @PrincessProbz @brobachelor

[العاصوف @AL_AASUF]

Hopefully Nick will always be a bridesmaid, never a bride. #TheBachelor

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Sharks really ain't that bad. If a stranger came into my house wearin' a speedo, I'd prolly attack him too. Merica.

[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

You can learn a lot about a person by their nails and eyebrows.

[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

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[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

Like, what do people without Netflix actually do?

[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

Good God, Revenge is addicting.

[Erin @erin_hessler]

they would make the perfect couple @chrisbharrison make it happen #TheBachelorette

[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

My grandma saw a woman making balloon animals and said, " That sure looks like hard work.. I'd rather sell my body." Ok

[Skinny Girl @_theskinnygirl]

all I want in my life is another season of gossip girl

[Kristin Neuner @neuner_spooner]

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