InfiniteJess

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

As if raising a moody teenage girl isn't hard enough you had to do this. Thanks @McDonalds. #endoftheworld

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

#Fiftyyearsofcrappyhalftimeperformances
#okayjustfive

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

@RogueGod but do you know what yeet means?

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

I am convinced that the only reason we need to learn algebra is to one day help our teenagers with thier homework.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

It's quite simple. Those things you did to win her heart are the things you should continue to do to KEEP her heart.

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

I could do without all other senses...except touch. Yours. Not mine.

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

Trying to have something in common with my teenage daughter makes me feel like what hell am I doing and where is my wine?

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

The only thing my kids care about is the wifi.

[Miss TeaSea @b4sage]

Sometimes I'm right and other times you're wrong,

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

Over on Facebook they are saying how awesome that peice of shit halftime show was. Puke.

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

I knew the only thing that would make the halftime show great would be if I go to Twitter instead.

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

Marshawn Lynch should be excused from talking to the media because he is a moron.

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

Seen it all before.

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

Can anyone provide some statistics on how many jobs there are out there where you play video games all day?
Asking for a friend's kid...

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

"Why won't my kid take a shower?
And other things I ask myself daily....

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

365 days married to this guy and he totally rocks my world!!!! @ClevelandRoxxx

[ⒷⓇⓊⓃⓄ ⓅⒾⒺⓇⓄⓃⒾ @brunopieroni]

Conference calls are the Crocs of communication.

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

The universe will always remind me of it's presence and I will never forget where I am.

[InfiniteJess @neur0mancr]

Truth is that the universe has not finished with me yet and my love has just begun...