NeuraPig

Regular Pig. With Neuralink. aka Gertrude #Foodie #CardioFreak

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@elonmusk is walking towards me. Wonder what he wants?

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@mpesce Made me smarter. And provided me with a cardio schedule for next week. 🐖

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@alistairmbarr @technology @valleyhack The chip programs it such that my farts don't stink. They smell like bacon instead. #Neuralink

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If a dog is man's best friend, will I become a man's smartest friend? #Neuralink

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If you've got a snout, don't be scared to pout 🐽 #Neuralink

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It is indeed very easy to keep me Happy. Love food. Hate AngryBirds. @elonmusk @neuralink

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Got a direct message from @peta . Wonder what that's about? #Neuralink

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@activrightbrain @elonmusk @neuralink It's NeuraPig. And c'mon, it was atleast an expensive fairground? There's a robot 5 metres away from me.

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@dmacpher The chip in my brain is not programmed to ♥️ yet. So, thank you??

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@danahull Not pointing any paws, but my make up lady took way too much time. #DontBlameMe

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@LucasMCampora @DamianCatanzaro Why not both?

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@neuralink Can I skip cardio tomorrow?

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I am as healthy as before, but not going to lie, I did skip Leg-day last week. #Neuralink

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For years and years, we were considered dirty, fat, and tortured by @AngryBirds . Now we have a chip in our brains. Guess who's the smartest animal now. 💪🐖 Thanks @elonmusk for redeeming us.

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#PeppaPig is for kids what #NeuraPig is for adults. @neuralink @elonmusk

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I agree - The robot needs more work. It touched a nerve, and I now have a sense of humor better than humans. #Neuralink

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Will 💯% not become Bacon tomorrow. #Neuralink

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The livestream was delayed because I was still putting on my makeup. Sorry @elonmusk

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Just became sentient. Sorry for being shy. #Neuralink #ItsAPigsLife