uncrustable haver

like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers with Lebron James

[𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕟 𓂆 @ElenP79608464]

everyone give a big round of applause to lindsey graham, he's really going above and beyond to be able to say "i've spoken with mitch mcconnell, and he's doing well."

[the giant @chaser_bait]

test your fucking poppers. fuck

[Carl Marks ☭ 🔻 @Proletarian420]

Y’all so cucked by the racism mind virus you don’t realize it’s the bourgeois pigs making the houses out of straw and gum and selling it for $94629572640264926472 because the market allows that and people need houses to live

[Ashok Kumar @comrade_kumar_]

I have never heard nor could I even imagine AOC speaking like this.

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

The degree to which some Americans take pride in never, ever doing something for someone else’s benefit, astonishes me every day.

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

Not really enjoying the era where random billionaires get to decide what counts as “terrorism”

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham dead

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[casual @cssavedme]

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Lindsey Graham’s main Mossad handler gives a wistful sigh as he erases two terabytes of blackmail material

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

lmao

[Antiñanco 🇨🇱 @homocommunism]

God look at Gaza behind him

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Genuinely how the fuck are they allowed to participate this is insane

[owen @panopticowen]

Smashing drones being made in your country which will be used to kill innocent human beings is real patriotism and you can’t convince me otherwise!

[Wealthy New Yorkers Who Take The Bus @bri_guy_ny]

Incredible to me how fast and how clearly Mamdani is delivering on campaign promises. Almost as if it’s possible to do this, and the sclerotic and corrupt establishment just hasn’t tried to.

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

Being upset about unlicensed campfires in the winter is spiritually British

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

The North American auto industry had half a century’s head start and still can’t produce an affordable electric vehicle. How much longer were we supposed to wait?