white boy carl

Margaret Thatcher hate account

[white boy carl @nevercathy]

I love that actress from alien big horny beaver

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

For sale. Tubi harness. never worn.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I hope in the Next Life I’m a Shape or a Color or Something

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Shoutout metrosexuals youre only gay on paper

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

watching young sheldon from the finale to the pilot so it’s like a benjamin button sitcom

[KOKO @uzurpatori_]

Maybe the reason they won’t let Mitch McConnell die yet is because he’s pregnant

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

proposing shirts vs skins for my next work meeting

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

the summer i turned weird and off putting

[Oe Kintaro @biggestbeaks]

Grandma I need to sell your television

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well

Me southern accent: not a problem mam

AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius

Me: god is a genius mam

AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me

Me: no mam

[clown baby @clownbusting]

goodwill manager just walked in on me naked and vaping #lawsuit

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I can’t talk I’m Magnum Opusing

[white boy carl @nevercathy]

yoooo whoever auxing for Idaho DMV on hold …. Where’s the boiler room set

[poop keeper @ancientfentanyl]

My father used to say “Rome wasn’t built and you’re gay”

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Live fast die hung

[tom_tuna @tom_tuna]

David Lynch would also do this