sal ✮

started from the middle now i’m here (the bottom)

[glimmerous fop 🇵🇸 @Scramblesyolk]

Ive cried laughing at this everytime i watch it

[CalCentel @TheCalCentel]

HEISMAN WINNERS UNTIL 2070 SCRIPT LEAKED 🚨🚨🚨

[jay @kendallhosseini]

sidney treats interviews where he’s expected to reveal personal information like a hostage situation

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

getting two instant classic gay hockeytwt phrases (“he could be gay or bi etc.” and “you just like him bc you think he’s gay”) within six months of each other.. are we back..?

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

today in 2007:

disney channel premiered the ‘high school musical’ episode of ‘the suite life of zack & cody’, followed by the premiere of ‘high school musical 2’, followed by the premiere of ‘phineas and ferb’, followed by the jonas brothers episode of ‘hannah montana’

[´⁠ω⁠｀Sylgco!!! @Sylgc0]

Couldn't find the meme so I had to make it

[Anna Li @annali_art7]

Obama’s memoir

[cas 🐧🐩 @campbelIbain]

if i were the nhl follow tracker account id manually make a graphic that leon draisaitl unfollowed connor mcdavid and then shove my phone up my ass

[abby🫶🍉 @abbywillwrite]

can’t stop watching it

[JohnJake @Forsburned]

For you tab just went quintuple platinum

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[referring to one of the most psychologically devastating, painful, tender periods of my life] Yeah I was crazy back then 😂😂

[sal ✮ @nevercomingbuck]

“It’s crazy. I had big dreams til I tied myself to you” hits different when you had an eating disorder that derailed your life and landed you in treatment in the middle of college

[bec @benepla_]

My sister on Instagram 😭😭

[ella🦎 @ella__j24]

quinn hughes wants YOU to check his prostate!

[gus t.t. showbiz @dotemylove]

yo i was SHOCKED when i found out people i knew were partying and drinking and having sex in high school i had no idea. it wasn't on my radar at all i was too busy watching doctor who

[danny b akgae @comrademarisa]

macklin celebrini hopping on ig reels after one too many edits crossed his desk

[John @john_doe_hockey]

These three are genuinely irritating😐 Sidgeno are happily married, and Ovi is like the ominous Horse who is also there. What. I can’t tell if they’re tormenting him or he’s tormenting them. Tormentenceship.

[mac @nerondale]

superhero movies always take place in new york cos the west coast is kept safe by the fruity pebbles firefighter polycule

[Misa _/ @87_percent_fan]

“Whoever wins gets to impregnate Sidney Crosby”

Me and a dude named Evgeni Malkin