Simon

Informative - not likely. Entertaining - improbable. Worth following - Why would you.

[Amnesty International @amnesty]

You're not free when you can't decide your own future.

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@NicholasLatifi This is truly horrific and those threatening and abusing you are simply little boys with very small penises who understand nothing about the realities of your sport. Ignore them, they are worthless. Do continue to tweet, it’s a middle finger up to them and what they deserve.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Enough said

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@Chichie_J @TheOnlyAlabi_ I refuse to accept that. With your faith in him he will never leave your side

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@libby_hann Rookie mistake, what were you thinking?! 🤔🤔🤔

[Simon @nevergoingout]

This is how England play in international matches. This is why England never win #ITVFootball

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@libby_hann What the heck! Is your dad okay??

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@Sophia_86903 You’re following me? Really? Flattered of course, but a 58 year old grandad?? What would the wife say?? #raisinghopes #assumedtypo

[Simon @nevergoingout]

Anyone up for a game??

[Simon @nevergoingout]

Hahaha!! I’m loving this! I so get caught all the time being so weak as I am. Sad fact is that they will now constantly call to get you to increase the amount you pay. #whatahero 😂😂😂

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@gourlay_steve what gives, bro?? New account?? Been a long time

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@EcalpemosSweet I so remember those heady days when I used to drop you off and collect you from the airport during your trips to Iceland. Ah, I’m guessing you walk now! #ATadUnlikely #HopingYouHadFun!

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@Anenglishgirla1 Can’t disagree, Anna Yourkin is deluding herself, yes, her son is a killer, and maybe ‘hang him from his mother’s entrails’ ain’t such a bad idea. Does she realise the ‘animal activists’ were ignored and his name only came up through Police involvement? #dontfuckwithcats

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@caryshannah Alas, I checked her out on Twitter but found you instead! Wow, what an absolute legend. Such determination and drive to catch him, so pleased her efforts have been finally recognised on #netflix #dontfuckwithcats #BaudiMoovan

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@libby_hann Never mind, pet. We’ve all be there, although to be fair never with a parked horse box!

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@EcalpemosSweet I swore blind this was the back of your head, not until I noticed the dog collar did I rethink!! My bad, my apology, so bad!!

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@GaryGulman

Never heard of you before, sorry about that. But recently saw an article about you. Truly monumental discovery. Depression suck, I only wish I could piss on it as you do!

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@EcalpemosSweet How things have changed. So loved searching through the goodie-bag, now I can only watch in wonder via Twitter #ItSucks

[Simon @nevergoingout]

@EcalpemosSweet @BullshirePolice Okay, I’ve got it! Not from you obviously @EcalpemosSweet (sweets included, really!) but from @BullshirePolice I am liking the mugs though x