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some polite fuckin’ half-breed

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the lime is coming from INSIDE the coconut

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anyways fuck scalpers

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lmao the bride’s sister is reading her chatgpt-generated speech

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they call my manager 007:
0 tasks complete
0 help
7 incorrect answers in group trivia

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READ OF THE CENTURY (complete accident)

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rock slide left incineroar at 1%

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

*lustfully tracing a knife over your skin* what the fucking kind of fruit is this

[austin, thugging it out @neverloggedout]

sitting in the bathroom stall when someone else came in to pee and their phone went off with this text tone

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@popateourhearts YEAHHHHHH

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how it feels to get an above average paycheck and take your wife out

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my employer is putting a ban on ai generated content on the workplace social media pages

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@legoboosette

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trying not to stare at the massive jiggling tits in my face while watching rosario vampire

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cher’s so funny

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huh?

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shoutout to jesse fredrick winning best new artist for the hit single “everywhere you look”

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eternal thank you to my wife and her unshakeable patience as i nearly let my dinner burn due to making a mashup of “time to pretend” and “hoedown throwdown” on my laptop

[T @tylerthecreator]

IM SO STUPID! I MISSED THE COUNTDOWN CAUSE I WAS MAKING A FUCKING SANDWICH FUCK. I WENT TO MY ROOM AND IT WAS 12:02 I FEEL SO STUPID

[austin, thugging it out @neverloggedout]

to the tune of “christmastime is here” from a charlie brown christmas: 🎵 we are charlie kirk 🎵

[wint @dril]

reminder that if you jerk off tomorrow on christmas y ou are the bastard of earth.