Never President

I have found several things. Most of them I put back.

[Never President @neverpresident]

Watching tv and Marti is watching the Kamala campaign stop in Houston on her iPad, waiting to see Beyonce. Suddenly, she says “Willie Nelson came out”, and I couldn’t believe he’d waited that long to tell the world he was gay. Turns out, she just meant he came out on stage.

[Never President @neverpresident]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary #IStillCallItTwitter

[Never President @neverpresident]

@reignofbrad How’s the nostril? 🫵

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

😶

[🎃 Happy Holly-ween 🎃🍂 @_Holly_Fox]

earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed themselves to be endless

[Brandon Sowle @brandonsowle]

Shawn Bradley doesn't get enough respect for wearing both being 7'6" and wearing No. 76 while playing for the 76ers.

[Never President @neverpresident]

@HumbleMumble I had three this week

[Never President @neverpresident]

@AInnocent_Codes @jayden_hairston @HoopMixOnly These may be the most disappointing, but I don’t think they’re the worst.

[Never President @neverpresident]

@HumbleMumble Like, do you want to know the science behind it?

[Never President @neverpresident]

These could heal me

[sarah @sablaah]

humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

[Never President @neverpresident]

@HumbleMumble You’re saying it’s the worst of the chain pizza but you don’t eat chain pizza? I rarely have any chains because they’re all mostly bad in their own way. Papa John’s does look more imperfect, where most others seem to be uniform in appearance.

[Never President @neverpresident]

@HumbleMumble It’s Good Friday, chill.