Vik (or Victoria)

I do magic. Mostly words.

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

My name is Victoria but you can call me Vik—never call me Vikki, though.

[kemi @kemimarie]

explain your twitter username.

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

@tiredfeminist_ Wait wait wait HOMEWARD BOUND HAPPENED? When life imitates art

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

@JavierL08508879 @forallcurious Take your phone camera and try to get a crystal clear picture of a fly as it zooms across the other side of your room while it's in motion. That should be a good demonstration to help explain.

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

Overly Niche Business Idea: I, personally, open a lingerie and bra boutique called Victoria's Revelation

[Daily Copywriting @dailycopywriter]

Copywriting Rule:

Write like you’re having a one-on-one conversation, not addressing a crowd.

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

She's now 7 and still does this every Saturday morning 🥹

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

Roomie's 4 year old daughter crawled into my bed to cuddle this morning and—oh, my heart 🥺😍

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

Me when someone asks if I'm actually a good writer:

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

People who think entry-level or minimum wage jobs, "require no skills," clearly don't know what a skill is.

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

@cjc_1393 @hecubian_devil Nobody is asking to make $2M as a barista.

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

@themysticranda That works

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

Alright, @hensoncompany, hear me out—a Labyrinth reboot starring @Harry_Styles as Jareth. It's the perfect casting decision.

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

A bubble tea shop built on stilts that look like chicken legs. Call it Boba Yaga's

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

You know what always bothered me about the Long Island Lolita case? In Nabokov's novel, the titular character is a victim who doesn't attempt any murder. The media using that name kinda obfuscated the point of that book, which says so much about rape culture.

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

@LeBaronVanBuren I'll try reaching out and will report back

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

I had a dream Harrison Ford died and I need everyone to protect that man at all costs cuz I'm still not over Carrie Fisher and I don't think I can handle another foundational childhood celebrity death right now 😭

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

@itsmattnow At no point in the process of reading this tweet did I know where it was going 😂

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

@skim_milf_latte It's nice to see your smile 😊

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

@EmpressCosplay @Photodubb @shrek_fan666 @ATMwithJacy If you want to learn more, do a Google search for the No Child Left Behind Act of 2001. The plan on paper was to reform schools by making schools prove academic achievements...but the way it played out in reality is not great.

[Vik (or Victoria) @nevervikki]

@mikeIerardi1 @NosnahNosnah123 @laneriddle2 @TheWapplehouse It is clearly about abortion and not cancer. He's said so publicly, but take a closer look at these lyrics: "Her mom and dad went down to Charlotte; they're not home to find us out." Kids wouldn't hide a cancer diagnosis from their parents, but they WOULD hide a pregnancy.