Will Arnett says everyone who's ever served shoestring fries has been lied to their whole life and nobody has the guts to tell them the truth
"When it comes to fries, I want to be clear. If you serve me what they call shoestring fries, we have a problem. Those aren't fries. What you're serving is a bunch of BS"
"If you run a place that serves shoestring fries, everybody around you is lying to you. Nobody has the guts to tell you. Everybody hates shoestring fries"
"They're not telling you the truth because either you're a d*ck, or they think you can't handle it because you're a dummy. So you're getting the straight dope from me, get some f*cking fries on that menu"
THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me
JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that
THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god
JOE: wow. wow
THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back
JOE: oh thank god. thank god
The youngest player in NBA history with
more than 25 points, more than 10 rebounds, more than 5 assists and multiple made three-pointers in a playoff game is….
Lebron James at age 21
The oldest player in NBA history with
more than 25 points, more than 10 rebounds, more than 5 assists and multiple made three-pointers in a playoff game is….
Lebron James at age 41
We never see anyone like LeBron ever again in our lifetimes
Appreciate greatness.
$1.5 BILLION. Let me say it again - a $1.5 BILLION BET.
Bigger than any futures purchases made at the time.
5 minutes before Trump's post.
Who was it? Trump? A family member? A White House staffer?
This is corruption. Mind blowing corruption.
we’ve entered the "ceo eats a burger” phase of late-stage capitalism where multi-millionaires pretend to have mustard on their faces to build brand trust with people who can't afford rent
Read: we bribed Trump for $25M, publicly supported Anthropic while we were conspiring with Hegseth, signed a deal full of legalese about our fake red lines while giving the regime what it wants, and then we threw Anthropic under the bus again.
Such a despicable company.
Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network.
In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome.
AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement.
We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only.
We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements.
We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.