ALi

[ALi @newRORKcity]

I got locked out of here for a few months and I had 10 retweeted posts from Elon posts can someone explain

[kiwi @kiriously]

i need you to pop an adderall and focus on me

[ALi @newRORKcity]

Obsessed with orcas and bears lately

[ALi @newRORKcity]

Need someone to pat me on the back and burp me like a baby

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[ALi @newRORKcity]

Just realized there’s a real possibility that there may be a DBQ question that asks the meaning of an SNL skit that involves Pete Davidson in our lifetime

[ALi @newRORKcity]

Successfully negotiated a deal to mtv ridiclousness for a one time usage fee to air that video of me holding my car bumper and embarrassing myself. So the price of my dignity is $300

[Devon Lee Carlson @devonleecarlson]

i get stoned, make tiktoks, then get shy. anyone else?

[ALi @newRORKcity]

Everyone keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing in particular is wrong, just not enough bitches are thinking about me these days

[kiwi @kiriously]

you don’t need to get a pet. get a cast iron skillet. take care of that

[ALi @newRORKcity]

No but deadass why is Lucy hale named Lucy in every movie she’s in

[ALi @newRORKcity]

Something about September really makes me want to get drunk. Like this is reoccurring yearly

[ALi @newRORKcity]

Everytime I use my lighter in a dark room I feel like someone from the 1700’s who can only see by candle light for a brief second

[ALi @newRORKcity]

Should out to the guy who lives below me for so generously offering up his apartment for rock and roll band practice at 2pm on a Wednesday

[ALi @newRORKcity]

I just wanna take a bite out of a freshly picked heirloom tomato like it’s an apple is that too much to ask

[ALi @newRORKcity]

Little miss superior complex because I started seeing this meme 3 days before everyone else

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[ALi @newRORKcity]

I know veep has Emmy’s or whatever … but it’s still the most underrated show of all time