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*record scratch* (she/her)

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[bri∀n∀ ⋆˚꩜｡ @h3avym3tallova]

when the cake is cut at my wedding and yall bite into chromatica oreos then what?

[ian @cornyloser]

i’m getting tweaky i’m heading out
bitch i’m on to something

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

I'm always embarrassed that i kinda like everything at urban outfitter

[PINK DIAMOND @PIIINKDIIAMOND]

the way this beatdrop singlehandedly released her from the khia asylum

[ⱼᵤₙₒ ⱼₑₐₙ Gₒᵣₑ @mer___girl]

Needle dropped on Fame is a Gun in Outback Steakhouse I SHRIEKED LIKE A WALLABY...

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

i’m sick she is so beautiful

[Honcho Da Optimist @Honcho_WhoDey]

In front of the TV watching Zac Taylor call a run on 2nd and long in their own 35

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Stassi Schroeder was very Christlike in that sense

[onion person @CantEverDie]

it’s hard to illustrate how it felt at the time if you were too young, but this happening right after the shock bernie primary win in michigan was a nuclear hopium bomb. it felt like the world was on the precipace of something better

[tommy @invisiblyblonde]

new slayyyter album is like. I think I can lift a truck right now

[ian @cupid_dlx]

just finished listening to slayyyter and i have literally nothing to say

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

Nebraska-Iowa is like the Super Bowl of gas station pizza

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

rewatching rhony