joseph kelly

Sci fi, music and political nut. Will rant for hours...

[joseph kelly @new_age_wine]

@theamelia__ Queue

[joseph kelly @new_age_wine]

Cap is back

[joseph kelly @new_age_wine]

@Pixie1z Naff naff

[joseph kelly @new_age_wine]

@RachelReevesMP @UKParliament Taking money from salary sacrifice will affect millions. You all told us to invest in a private pension now limited to 2k/Yr, that is if it ever takes effect, you'll probably be the opposition bt then

[joseph kelly @new_age_wine]

West ham not won in 9, #nufc playing in green. Bad omens for the toon

[joseph kelly @new_age_wine]

wow

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: In an epic trolling, California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posted a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A.

Let’s blast this to space!

[NewsThump @newsthump]

Interesting Fact of the Day: If Robert Jenrick were to catch 50 fare dodgers a day, recouping £2.90 each time for the taxpayer, it would take him well over 1,000 years to recoup the amount the taxpayer lost when he helped a major Tory donor avoid a £45m tax bill back in 2020.

[joseph kelly @new_age_wine]

@Parody_PM A 30p pack of noodles

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Allow me to reintroduce myself:

I’ve made political content for over 5 years and campaigned with https://t.co/qSKdRpvFLG, including https://t.co/pTEX5Kl2Hx in four elections.

I’m a lifelong Labour voter and former member and disgusted at what my country (and party) is becoming.

[LCHF Matt @LCHF_Matt]

@BGatesIsaPyscho Watch and learn.

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Elon Musk is the bloated government spending he’s trying to root out.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Seriously, listen to him. Moments after a horrific fatal plane crash:

“Biden did it. Biden and diversity. And Obama too. Let me tell you all how amazing I am.”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

ALEXANDER: The implication that this policy is new or that it stems from efforts that began under Biden is demonstrably false.

TRUMP: Who said that, you?

ALEXANDER: It's been on the FAA's website since 2013. Why didn't you change the policy during your first administration

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

After Rachel Reeves backed plans for a third runway at Heathrow, she was asked: “is it true that a few years ago that you fought against expansion of Leeds-Bradford airport citing pollution?”

Her answer is like something out of The Thick of It.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is still my favorite clip of all time

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Kemi Badenoch hates being reminded that she hacked into Harriet Harman’s website …. Drives her nuts apparently

Kemi HackerNoch

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[Sky News @SkyNews]

'There is plenty of housing already Trevor, but there's not enough for the people that desperately need it.'

Deputy PM @AngelaRayner rejects concerns most new homes she will build will be occupied by immigrants.

#TrevorPhillips https://t.co/fhIHlpTGAF

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

So whilst they want you to believe Farage is popular with the young uns, this is actually what REALLY happened.
Young uns are laughing at him..they just spun it.
Believe your kids when they tell you their generation think Reform are a joke.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A voter says the level of migrant blaming is akin to the blaming of Jews in 1930s Germany

"We're now blaming migrants for ways in which our society is run. Migrants weren't responsible for austerity, that was Tory govt. Migrants weren't responsible for Brexit. Migrants weren't responsible for Liz Truss' failure" #bbcqt

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Farage showing what an utter charlatan he is....yet again 🙄

Audience doesn't like him and applauds when Farage is reduced to his appalling fake bluster....

#bbcqt

https://t.co/5DUKlA7Ril