Insert fun name here.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The U.S. getting its first trillionaire while 771,480 are homeless, 48 million are food insecure, and 68,000 die each year because they can’t afford healthcare, will go down as one of our country’s greatest moral failures.

[Patrick Mooney @PJ_Mooney]

Cubs closer Daniel Palencia will be active for today’s game against the Diamondbacks at Wrigley Field. In the corresponding roster move, Yacksel Ríos was designated for assignment.

[Insert fun name here. @newboyx]

"It would be great if Cubs pitchers could stop getting hurt."

[Cubs Insider @realcubsinsider]

Nico Hoerner Exits Early with Neck Stiffness https://t.co/dEC3Rwnb7c

[Insert fun name here. @newboyx]

@BiffyClyro Getting closer. Only a couple more hours to take me up on my offer @BiffyClyro

[Insert fun name here. @newboyx]

I will Venmo someone in @BiffyClyro $1 to get something off of Blackened Sky in Indy next week.

[Insert fun name here. @newboyx]

@BiffyClyro Last in final offer to @BiffyClyro. I can Venmo $6 for Joy.Discovery.Invention, 27, Justboy, Kill The Old, Torture Their Young, or 57 in Indianapolis Tuesday.

[Insert fun name here. @newboyx]

@Michael_Cerami #BleacherBuddy
#WrigleyKids

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

There is no one more confident in their worldview than someone who has never left their hometown.

[Insert fun name here. @newboyx]

WS are just going to field an entire lineup of catchers.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

The Chicago White Sox have agreed to terms with catcher Reese McGuire on a one-year, $1.2-million contract.

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

Good morning to Pete Crow-Armstrong.

Just a friendly reminder that Pete is one of the best—if not THE best—defender in Major League Baseball. And oh by the way, he hit over 30 homers last year and stole over 30 baes. Oh...one more thing...he's 23 years old.

Cubs are lucky.

[Americans For Tax Fairness @4TaxFairness]

Kristi Noem spent $220 MILLION on a 60-second ad.

Pete Hegseth spent $93 BILLION in one month.

Trump just gave four Big Tech companies a $51 BILLION tax break.

And you’re worried about a single mom getting a few bucks from SNAP to feed her kids?

Wake up, people.

[Insert fun name here. @newboyx]

It is wild to me how many politicians don't give a shit about renters. Most landlords are garbage and bad for society.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The Zohran admin has launched rental rip-off hearings for tenants to voice their landlord problems.

The first hearing just happened in Brooklyn, and people vented about mold, holes in the floor, fires and more.

What tenants voiced will now be incorporated into policy changes.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Getting handouts from the government.

[໊ @buffys]

you wake up as elon musk, what’s the first thing you’re doing?

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

Bad Bunny gives back to his community instead of defrauding it, so you not being familiar 100% tracks

[Insert fun name here. @newboyx]

@BootsRiley I was trying to find a place to purchase a digital version and it came up empty recently. Am I just overlooking it, or is STBY not available for digital purchase in the US?

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

3 Doors Down made music for guys paying 29% APR on a 2011 Challenger SE with bubbles in the tint

[Insert fun name here. @newboyx]

So is Kash going to hunt down the government goons killing American citizens?

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

The world knows that if you kill an American citizen in an act of terrorism,

We will hunt you down.