《 fran 》 at the front desk 🛎

fran newby ◇ ☀️good motel☀️ manager ◇ LEU accounting BS 20?? ◇ known raccoon wrangler ◇ RC, VA ◇ zombo spider #1 fan ◇ masks up!! 😷

[《 fran 》 at the front desk 🛎 @newbynumbers]

welcome to my city, the name's fran and i AM your raccoon-wrangling manager 🙏🏽🔆✨

-she/her
-BLM
-a fan of sun hats

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

bro are you seriously donning your gay apparel right now

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

The Boston Weekly Globe, Massachusetts, May 29, 1889

[pj @pjayevans]

95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a Kohl’s down there

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

jester dog, netherlands, ca. 1500

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

a dog, switzerland, 15th century

[me again @quinncoherent]

just took 3 times my normal dose of adderall finally gonna get to the bottom of this whole amelia earhart thing

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

cat churning butter, germany, ca. 12th century

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

bro pulled up to his whole crib missing

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

you gotta be faster

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Reddit really can be a magical place sometimes

[John @JimFlannel]

the south kicks ass

[Ask a Manager @AskAManager]

This is the way

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

Here's the thing: a lot of LGBTQ people my age *did* grow up with our schools never mentioning queerness and transness. If your parents were straight, you simply had no way to even *know* there were others like you out there. /1

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

The thing that’s still bothering me about this is that a giraffe is easily one of the most disproportionate animals when halved. Which half, scientists. In what direction is it halved. I hate this

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the baby walked up behind me and said “daddy check this out” then when i turned around he was holding the ipad at face level and he tapped the little buy button on roblox and bought something using my face scan as the verification lol not even 9am and i’ve already been scammed