Newcastle (club de mierda)

tristemente fan del newcastle united

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

@nufcisaac7 Would like tresoldi to replace him

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

@NUFCNews24 I mean, how are we signing him when (as you said) he wants to fight for a place and when madrid isn't interested in signing him. And if they were willing to many other clubs would be interested and I don't think we'd be his preference.

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

I mean, this is obviouly fake but we would win everything with him on the squad. #NUFC

[NUFCNews24 @NUFCNews24]

⚪⚫️ NUFC TRANSFER NEWS: ENDRICK LINK ⚪⚫️

💥 AMBITION ALERT – END RICK ON THE RADAR?

Reports suggest Newcastle United have enquired about Real Madrid striker Endrick, with an ambitious potential move being monitored – possibly targeting January 2027.

📋 Quick facts:
• 20yo Brazilian forward ✨
• Contract at Bernabéu until 2030
• Game time limited under Mourinho → open to regular minutes
• Fee rumoured around £60m+, but Madrid reluctant to sell
• Loan option also being explored
• Competition from 7+ Premier League clubs

⚠️ Real talk: Madrid see him as part of their long-term future & have rejected offers this summer. ESPN Brasil says the player wants to fight for his spot – but his reps have sounded out PL clubs.

🎯 Verdict: Bold, ambitious & fits our young-talent model. Nothing close to done yet – early enquiry stage only. But you have to ask… wouldn’t he look perfect in black & white? 🖤🤍

👀 Watch this space – deals can shift fast!

#NUFC #NewcastleUnited #Endrick #TransferNews #PremierLeague @NUFCNews24

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

How we should move to end this summer market perfect 😶‍🌫️

SALES:
- Woltemade (😢)
- Murphy
- Pope

SIGNINGS:
- Tresoldi
- El Khannouss
- Hardj-Moussa
- Salinas (if not a young cb, either of the lens pair or Tylel Tati, who is too raw for me)

#NUFC #inrosswilsonwetrust

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

Interesting 👀 don't think he's ready for instant first team game time. Would love to see as going for tresoldi. #NUFC

[nufcflights @NUFCFLIGHTS1892]

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#NUFC

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

@S0uthernGe0rdie El khanouss, hardj moussa, sell woltemade (😢), buy tresoldi and buy a young cb

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

It hurts me so much to see woltemade like this, I miss when he kept bagging bangers every game and people were calling him "the new peter crouch". But for much that it hurts me I think it's time to move on and sell him now for a good price and buy a striker like tresoldi. 😶‍🌫️#NUFC

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

We understand this feeling villa fans #NUFC #AVFC

[Sacha Tavolieri @sachatavolieri]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Crystal Palace are set to hijack the signing of Joël Ordoñez! 🇪🇨

🔵⚫️ Club Brugge have reached an agreement with the Eagles for a permanent transfer of the Ecuadorian defender.

⚠️ Ordoñez is still injured, so the deal is subject to him passing his medical. #CPFC

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

Is this a joke? Why aren't we all over this? I'm sure we could beat crystal palace if we wanted to. And only +30M that's crazy. #NUFC #wealsoneeddefenders

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Breaking: Crystal Palace agree deal to sign Joel Ordóñez from Club Brugge.

The player also said yes to #CPFC.

Agreement done at fee worth €30m plus add-ons, as @tomaztaecke reported.

Deal now subject to medical tests as Ordóñez is currently injured.

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

With burn being out for TWO months a CB is now mandatory

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🚨 Why Matias Fernandez-Pardo to Newcastle is NOT dead!

⚠️ Big update within BUMPER Newcastle Confidential! Plus...

🇧🇷 Joelinton injury FINALLY revealed!
💰 Minteh sell-on clause TRUTH!
🩻 Burn LIGAMENT reality!
🇩🇰 Osula FOOT latest!
🧤 Pope TWIST!

https://t.co/JsoryHWGp1

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

This would be perfect #NUFC @RossWilson28

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Talks for Gonçalo Inácio continue behind the scenes with an exit still considered possible.

Inácio’s agent Miguel Pinho, working on possible proposals on Sporting table to arrive this week.

There’s nothing with Barcelona.

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

@LewisfknMiley Hope you're joking

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

@iangregory70 @hoothoot81 Would love salinas

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

Do it. @RossWilson28 🙏 #NUFC #delusional

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Nothing advanced or concrete so far for Castello Lukeba to Barcelona despite recent reports.

The centre back has been offered to Barça but no talks took place.

🎥➕ https://t.co/tWXG47PO6B

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

@3_NUFC Maza would be a dream signing

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

@NUFC @RossWilson28

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

Do it @RossWilson28 🙏 #NUFC

[Christian Vaquero @ChristianVaq0]

🚨 El Brujas pide 45M€ por Joel Ordóñez ante el interés de varios equipos Premier.

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

I rate really highly this Baturina guy, great great player, would love to sign him as our No.10, creative and a real goal threat. I would have also loved Enciso but fair play to Ipswich town for being faster. #NUFC @RossWilson28 🙏

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

So no one has signed yet neither Jorge Salinas nor Givairo Read and we still need a full-back #NUFC #makeithappen @RossWilson28 🙏

[Newcastle (club de mierda) @newcastlecdm]

Can't we make a move for him? #NUFC @RossWilson28

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Excl: Chelsea/BlueCo monitoring Italian versatile 18 year old defender Honest Ahanor as possible investment for future.

One of several talents being followed for the future but key player for Atalanta as they turned down two bids this summer.