mints

i have no idea what’s going on

[mints @newfreshmints]

she gets it.

[Eleanor Margolis @EleanorMargolis]

You really have to respect the versatility of mint. Good in cocktails, chocolate, with meat, in ice cream, as tea. Just at home in a salad as it is in a cigarette. A whole genre of sweets that are just called “mints”. And it’s the only mainstream toothpaste flavour. Insane herb.

[𖤐 @whosmarcyy]

#firstlink

[cyn 🪼 @vcnllasky]

How Spanish teachers talk about vosotros

[Wokkathon💜🥬 @wokkathon]

#WeHeardYaShieldCrack

[JAY® @JayLGK]

It’s Adolf Hitler, Mao Zedong, Jake Moody, and Genghis Khan

They the worst 4 to ever do it

[Keleback @kkKelechi_]

When she starts sliding her hand down too early

[Augustine @kptnkewl]

How that Raising Canes got me feeling

[taoki @justalexoki]

asked wife if she wanted a massage and she said "yes but no funny business" but she did want funny business. women are a peculiar species

[Gavin @GeeJayAar]

Imagine winning this for a beautiful woman

[fuzilante 🧮 @gusinater]

#AndItStillLeaveEmScreamin

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

i’m off 2 pills and i feel like a fortnite skin

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

last night was so bagel… #Everything

[chase @cfree94]

are straight guys with big fat butts ever like “wow i’m a straight guy with a big fat butt”

[charles @Prioneye]

What about 5 inches and kind

[dperry. @dperry_319]

the fact that the dodgers three main rivals are the angels (biblical), padres (religious), and giants (heavenly) means they are satan’s team

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

how it feels to know you're the least favourite in the group chat but you can’t prove it

[faith @H714F]

The Thing is she looks Fantastic on all Fours