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Views expressed are aimed solely at ensuring the BBC keep commissioning new programmes for me. I care deeply about the needy, as long as someone else is paying.

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@piersmorgan Says the guy who couldn’t get enough viewers to even be viable for a cheapskate TV channel.

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@wearebetrayed @piersmorgan The Watergate affair was nothing. If it had been a Democrat nothing would have happened.

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@SpursfanMart @Keir_Starmer Stick to prattling about Tottering Hotspur lad.

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@TheGriftReport Plastic Carol. At least you’d probably get a shag out of it.

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@hotwings100 Save lives. #banfabians

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@ClaudiaWebbe Very acidic comment, Claudia.

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@Anniepop2027 @LBC But Hermer is a worse c**t than Stoma.

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@piersmorgan Had your booster Piers?

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@UKLabour When does the suddenly rich Mandelslime go on trial?

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@markofagenius @LondonNigelnow Putin or any other state not involved says London counter terror chief.
That was just the BBC running cover.
Simply unpaid Grindr dates by the UKs seediest, most corrupt PM who probably had yet another super injunction on the case.

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@LostinAylesbury @JonathanBrash Your council tax will not be going down. That’s not what they mean by “fixing the system”. They mean “how do we raise yet more tax?”

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@NiohBerg Is that Owen Jonesen in the picture?

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@JenniferJS_ @Keir_Starmer Why are leftie women so easily manipulated?

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@Ed_Miliband Greta still won’t shag you. Anyway she’s moved onto freeing Palestine now. Climate change is so 2024.

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@Ed_Miliband Ed Rubberband. Stick to your sandwich eating training course.

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@LibbyTard17 @Keir_Starmer I think it’s a parody. Lib Tard?

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@Keir_Starmer If you think you need to keep telling us how great you were whilst even your erstwhile supporters kick you out, then you weren’t.
You were the worst, most divisive PM yet. You are loathed.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Now tell us about Mandelslime being “intensely relaxed” about getting wealthy as a public servant (to himself).

[Hector Drummond @hector_drummond]

MA in Social Work. Teacher. Child protection officer (NSPCC-trained). Child safety campaigner. PPS to Peter Hain and David Miliband. Anti-fox-hunting campaigner. Green rhetoric. Head of operations for Russell Group universities. Local mayor. This guy's got a full house.

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@BurnsideWasTosh Save lives, kill a Fabian.