Sarah

[Sarah @newlyblank]

I Remain (Semi) Bedridden https://t.co/ETNDWankYp

[Sarah @newlyblank]

You can lose all hope in humanity and gain it all back just by reading the comments people leave on web surveys.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

@itxAreejLatif Amnesia questioning.

I'm excited.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

If you see this tweet, quote tweet it with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.

[Anna 'Anner' Kaling 🐀 @AnnaKaling]

If you see this tweet, quote tweet it with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

I Hurt My Back… https://t.co/yOfKfSH0eD

[Sarah @newlyblank]

@EleanorMorton I am so excited about this! Feels like a friend is on a podcast because I've been following you for awhile now.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

I hope there are history teachers/professors that use clips from @vulgarhistory because she is fantastic. Just discovered the podcast, but I love it.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

Same.

[Icona @iconawrites]

I don’t want to be the main character. I want to be a retired old lady in an English village who wears flowery hats and rides her bicycle to the farmers’ market on sunny mornings and makes a passing remark that leads the detective to solve the murder.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

@sortedfood James!!!!

[Sarah @newlyblank]

@sortedfood Loved Taz! She definitely made up for Mike being out. And I was so happy to have a Pass It On.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

My Spring 2023 To Be Read Pile https://t.co/zkvoLaOwoV

[Sarah @newlyblank]

Here’s to 36! https://t.co/7aQ0i2ogE5

[Sarah @newlyblank]

@Spiderwebz I see we share the same library habits 🤣

[Sarah @newlyblank]

My Birthday Bucket List https://t.co/hMFF6oRA9z

[Sarah @newlyblank]

Shane gave me an early birthday present - a label maker. Nothing is safe.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

@Spiderwebz Seriously! I don't even think I want the book I just waited weeks for. I've moved on already.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

I'd like to know the psychology of me going to the library to pick up "a single hold" and yet I come home with 7 books that I absolutely cannot finish in the 2 weeks before they're due, and probably not in the 2 extra weeks if I renew them.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

Welcome to my Birthday Month https://t.co/ckx133EUtd

[Sarah @newlyblank]

I can't tell you what I had for dinner a few days ago, but I can recite Don McLean's American Pie word for word even though I haven't heard it for many years.

[Sarah @newlyblank]

To add on to this, I don't want to go through the steps to *order* from you. I just want to see your menu. I don't want takeout or delivery, I want to agonize for several hours about my choices before going to the restaurant and getting something completely different.