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Find me in Fishtown listening to death metal.

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Naming my son “Uhtred, son of Uhtred” (my name is Chris)

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@EHuanglu What is useful about this? Also, how “smart” is AI if it doesn’t even know that Xenomorph blood melts through everything?

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@GuntherEagleman lmao the President doesn’t count?

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@RageoftheMage PM5K has some tracks.

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@isaiah_bb Also drugs. These guys are clearly tweaking 24/7.

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@isaiah_bb I think being an antisocial freak is a prerequisite to becoming a billionaire.

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As far as I can tell, the dominant use-case for consumer AI seems to be making the dumbest fake videos imaginable for boomers to share on Facebook. That’s it.

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

People not upgrading their phones for AI features the way they used to for camera and screen improvements is an early indication that investors have bet far too much money on AI.

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Billionaires cry at even the slightest proposed reduction to their incredible, unimaginable privilege. Meanwhile the rest of us have to eat more and more bullshit as our financial security washes out to sea. Fuck these people. Eat the rich.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

CNBC says that rich New Yorkers started "looking for therapy" when they heard that Lina Khan will be co-chairing Zohran's transition team.

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@RageoftheMage Just downloaded it … if I run into anyone talking like an annoying streamer I will dispose of them in your honor.

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@SenFettermanPA @JohnFetterman Yeah you are a fucking failure my man

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@saras76 Hey, since you’re too fucking stupid to understand, a government run grocery store does not provide free groceries. They use taxpayer money to operate the store and sell the groceries for fair prices that are not inflated in order to maximize profits and enrich capitalists.

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@Home_of_Fight Then why have fouls at all? Either enforce the rules or get rid of them. Shouldn’t be up for debate.

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@Grabaka_Hitman Man he threw that with the force of some repressed childhood trauma behind it

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What the fuck Bernie?

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BERNIE: “If you don’t have any borders, you don’t have a nation.”

“Trump did a better job. I don’t like Trump, but we should have a secure border. It ain’t that hard to do. Biden didn't do it.”

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Between the new @sanguisugabogg and the new @TribalGaze drummers in death metal are so fucking back.

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@ACDload @AskPlayStation I’m not talking about the full app. You can access Apple music from the quick menu without having to completely close out of your game and switch apps. When you utilize the quick menu for music, you are restricted to playlists. This sucks if you’re playing a game you can’t pause.

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@ACDload @AskPlayStation On PS5, if you’re in game and pull up Apple Music to play something, it limits you to playlists and stations. In order to pick specific music from your library, you have to close your game and open the full music app before returning to the game.

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@J__Oronoz @iloveairbagged Can’t use the stim function without the prongs my man

[Ben Meiselas @meiselasb]

We gave them $20 billion which could have gone to Americans.