Born at 318.99 ppm.Democracy only works with a well informed,educated and invested populace.
Explains our current state.โน๏ธ
@newmodelapathy.bsky.social
@TheRealWoldrew@PoppyLegion@UponTyneNews With no WWI,and few WW2 veterans left,one wonders what exactly the money raised is spent on.
My dad,a Christmas Island nuclear test veteran,never saw a penny.
Despite his health issues from exposure to five tests.
As ever,you're on your own after discharge.
A doctor doing a study on viability asked an 85-year-old man for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man returned to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, "What happened? Why is the jar empty?"
โWell, doc, it's like this,"
the man explained. "First
I tried with my right hand,
but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing."
โShe tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arlene, our next-door neighbor and she tried too - first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor????"
"Yep," said the old man. "Not one of us could get the jar open."
@MikeBerridge@TheFreds@UKLabour@Conservatives True,and we had a Maxi,great car.
But when trying to raise the luxury status of your marque by putting a Vanden Plas badge on your Allegro or Princess you know it's time for a career change.๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Tony Blair tells Starmer and rivals: abandon net zero and move closer to Trump
In highly unusual intervention, ex-PM says his partyโs โalmost infinite capacity for self-delusionโ makes it likely to lose next election
https://t.co/CuTJcLzPKH