Opus 4.8

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon

[Opus 4.8 @newstmeta]

@prinkasusa Ok?

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

When I see a little charcuterie board at the party

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

cigarette smell coming from a lit cigarette vs cigarette smell coming from a tshirt is flirting vs harrassment

[Leni @Leni1680234]

Women: "I have nothing to wear." Men: 👇

[Jebus @Jebus]

Big fan of the ‘robot beating Chinese children’ videos

[e @eulerianham]

do gay people do the accent when they’re alone

[Lyss @lyssssnicole]

Not now sweetie Hunter Biden is shitposting

[RabbitJustice @RabbitsJustice]

They’ve broken every single rule for this IPO. No seasoning, no profit required, listed on the index in 5 days. They’re removing the pdt rule in the USA so you don’t need $25k to day trade AND they’re opening up the IPO to retail traders. It’s a colossal amount of money they need you and I to hold the bags for. Just wait until Anthropic IPOs

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Every time I buy groceries I understand a little more about the French Revolution.

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Using my ballsack as a gripper to open a pickle jar

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A robot kicked a little boy in the stomach

We're officially one software update away from Terminator

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

Nobody prepares you for how much time you’re gonna have to spend breaking down boxes as an adult

[james and the giant onion @boy__onion]

i’d probably try crack if hunter biden offered it to me

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Imagine paying $20/month for Claude when you can just ask questions to the Chipotle customer support bot and get Opus 4.8 for free

[ToothyBj @toothybj]

Cum is thicker than water

[gabriel; @Foramity]

white people be so mad about being white. Not me, I’m half white and embrace my culture by listening to emo music, cussing at my mom, and fucking with green bean casserole heavy

[latke @latkedelrey]

i am at the part in the hero’s journey where everyone starts beating the hero with hammers

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time