Newt

in need of repair

[ramado 🇲🇽🇨🇴 @TAT1SSZN]

#PussyThenAndPussyNow

[Newt @newt_2011]

@AugieNash Road navy, but bird hats every Sunday home and away

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

Gen Z when they see sex scenes in a movie.

[Newt @newt_2011]

@johnrabe I haven’t been upset over a loss all year because I know what this team is

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

“He rattled off 6 home runs in a row to take down Schwarber. Everyone was counting him out. The entire stadium was booing him. But he stayed cool, calm, and collected. Jordan Walker is the next superstar”

[meeli ೀ @MeeliInc]

Did your aunts dentist also do Freddie Freeman’s teeth

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Looking extra lively and youthful today sir!

[Newt @newt_2011]

@VanLathan The wizard, not even close

[curtis lumber @BoronTheFloor]

moneyball 😏

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Tomorrow has the opportunity to be a big day

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I might be breaking my NDA by saying this but Taylor Swift sang “We Are Charlie Kirk” at her wedding

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Taylor Swift has trapped all of the NYPD underneath the sewers of Madison Square Garden and detonated all of the bridges leading out of Manhattan. The fire rises.

[Quinn @QuinnSTLCards]

The Cardinals scored 7 runs in the 7th inning, you may be wondering if that’s the most they’ve ever scored in 1 inning at Truist Park.

It’s not.

[Newt @newt_2011]

That’s baseball, Suzyn

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Jose Trevino coming into today:
.192 AVG | 0 HR | .231 SLG | 20 OPS+

Jacob Misiorowski coming into today:
5 HR allowed (1st among qualified SP) | .143 BAA

This might be the most unlikely home run of the year

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

“Tarps off, hogs out”

😂😂😂

[Quinn @QuinnSTLCards]

The Cardinals pay Albert Pujols $1.2M today.

Worth it.

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

It's really sad because if we had elected a normal president, the 250th anniversary of our country would have been a really cool celebration of everything that makes this country great.

Instead, we get one miserable, unpopular asshole inserting himself into every little thing and making it about himself.

And it was entirely predictable if you had a pulse the past 10 years. Oh well...

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

🤔

Vote Jordan Walker to the All-Star Game at https://t.co/H9MeQwAQiy

[Steven @GoCubs49]

Cubs broke Bregman so bad after two months he’s posting batting cage TikToks with a shaved head to House of the Rising Sun. 😭😭😭