finnlieishere

the closest thing i have to a friend is leafyishere

[finnlieishere @newtandleafy]

tfw your only follower unfollows you

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i got a new debit card & they said I could laser engrave my name on the front i just wanted 2 see if they'd do it but now i got a penis card

[finnlieishere @newtandleafy]

y'ALL I NEED THIS,, MY WIFE https://t.co/aj6S89DD7h

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @funko for the chance to win an #SDCC exclusive Clara Oswald Pop!

[dani @miasthermopolis]

The doctor is a WOMAN! WOMAN! WE HAVE A FEMALE DOCTOR! YES! FINALLY! #doctor13

[finnlieishere @newtandleafy]

@piersmorgan

[Paul Smith @PaulSmith7]

@DiscoShaman @Cycle4 @Jimrod @piersmorgan Yeah, because an actual person from history is EXACTLY the same as a fictional, regenerating time traveller with a magic screwdriver

[finnlieishere @newtandleafy]

@Ingolenuru @nerdist @BBCAMERICA Dude. Just because the character is now a girl doesn't mean that she'll instantly hate all men???

[guelph @guwop]

your mcm got bullied by jake paul 🤦🏾‍♂️ https://t.co/NZpe3JQMfK

[Shelley Zhang @shelzhang]

Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he's read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i got a text from an unknown number and tried to make a joke but i don't think they found it funny oops

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I can't even tell you how mad I would be as sleeping beauty if some dude just came in & woke me up & then was like let's get married.

[The Bellevue Police Department (WA) @BvuePD]

Is this your dog? Caught by Officer at Robinswood Park. Was wearing a sweater and blue pants, and very angry. Contact @VCAPetHealth Issaquah

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Sometimes I wonder whether we are not smart enough to realize how simple our Brains actually are.

[cheshire cat smile rear window decal @johnbiehl]

Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?

Human: we are an advanced species

A: how do you travel?

H: we light old dinosaurs on fire

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin

[finnlieishere @newtandleafy]

When you learn that Texas is larger than England

[finnlieishere @newtandleafy]

@jackieaina @JeffreeStar Legit, he called you a rat when you had a very polite and valid reason not to like his products?? The only rat out here is him, tbh.

[Alby @ALBY_LAD]

Lad you okay??