Olivia
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This isn’t even in defense of Taylor’s wedding but the conceptual “ideal wedding” has become such a cliche at this point that it fully deserves many of the adjectives that are being attached to Taylor’s wedding.
Taylor Swift's wedding:
- 1,300 guests
- Gets married in a stadium that smells like armpit
- Walks down the aisle to her own song
- Fourth of July weekend (bc your holiday should really be about her)
- Walls, barriers, metal detectors, and hundreds of police officers
- Aerial surveillance despite allegedly not believing in borders
- Seating chart organized by net worth and streaming numbers
- Documentary crew on standby
- Custom wedding hashtag
Person with actual taste wedding:
- 150 guests
- 14th century villa in Italy
- Curated guest list
- 6 hour dinner
- Cigarettes and espresso at 2am
- Nobody finds out they got married until 6 months later
This is a Taylor tweet btw.
The terminally online very rarely have any perspective so as a terminally online person with perspective, I actually do think I’m better than a lot of you.
Don’t really want to get into the whole “how could Taylor invite her but not Blake” discourse because at the end of the day none of us fucking know anything, BUT the passage of time is important and there hasn’t been much of that when it comes to… whatever happened with Blake.
Adam Sandler?!?!?!
I suppose they’ve done it with less, but I can’t fathom how they could consider her showing up to Taylor’s LITERAL wedding as a win.
Today was the day I found out Travis Kelce and MGK are childhood friends lmao
🚨| mgk and Fergie on their way to the wedding!
At least half of the reasons people are upset about are either not in Taylor’s direct control or would not be unique to her.
Why are people acting like Taylor purposely chose to have her wedding in the middle of a 100 degree heatwave. Like I’m pretty sure she didn’t know that was going to be the case when she booked MSG… months ago.
A lot of you are doing a commendable job but I just don’t have it in me to defend Taylor’s choice of venue because wherever and however she chose to get married, she would face unreasonable scrutiny because that’s just where we are now.
Ppl saying he sounds like an unmedicated Kanye, which speaking of…
A serious world would’ve discarded Fantano in the early 2010’s when he was showing no respect for mainstream hip hop or the culture surrounding it. Unfortunately, that’s when and how he built most of his fanbase
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A nine month acting campaign would absolutely grate on voters by the time January came but promoting, even heavily, a song, isn’t even going to be on the radar of most voters. To frame it as Taylor and the trades forcibly shoving it down their throats is equally sad and hilarious
Not sure what the point of the “Well Fantano isn’t as bad as [insert person]” tweets are.
Like, there is nuance to the old clips that frequently get posted on here…
…but there are also real not-in-character things he’s said over the past few years that show that he just sucks
1. No, she didn’t say that.
2. Saying that Halsey has main character syndrome for singing about her cancer, and telling Megan Thee Stallion that nobody wants to hear her rapping about her dead parents is, among many other examples, some of what he says as a critic.
@mclr4n @oliviarodrigo she said she’s a fan of him as a critic not as a person, and all of these were before she even hit puberty and he apologized for them
Can’t help but wonder how long that interview was lined up for, and I’m not sure if it’s worse if it was before or after that stupid video he made.
Oh boy
I haven’t tweeted about Olivia or her album because I don’t have much desire to contribute to the exhausting conversation, but I find it increasingly weird the way approaching middle-aged men have adopted and put her/her music on a “peerless” pedestal. Feels kind of gross.
@faggacito @suddenxfear Do you people never get tired of doing the whole “person does some things I don’t like so now they were never actually talented” thing?
The only thing about Taylor’s status that gets in the way of criticism is that nobody can be normal about her.
When criticism of her album speedruns from “I don’t know about this” to “Here’s why The Life of a Showgirl proves Taylor Swift is a nazi” within hours of release, I think she’s probably taking the right approach in disregarding it.
she reached a point in her status where she thinks criticism = jealousy so i fear it might be over
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