noodle 🦝👽

Nat, But I cannot hide in hills of California 🖤

[steph @steph0sims]

all i eat is bagels

[noodle 🦝👽 @nexmrys]

@noahfinnadams thought it was today,, who let august 31 exist

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

slugs look kindaaaa haha uh like mm ya know like uhh hahahaaaaaa mmm man they just remind me of uuuuh haha uh just like they way they look just looks sssso much like hhhhaha like th

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

@waterparks STABBY STAB STAB IM OTTO

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

@waterparks I AM A MURDERER

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

WHO CAN I SEND FUNERAL GREY TO EARLY? WHO CAN I TRUST?? WHATS YOUR MOMS PHONE NUMBER???

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

everybody always thinks my nose ring is a booger and IT’S NOT!! I have a nose ring AND a booger!!!

[whalefact @awhalefact]

many whales have never had a nice hot bowl of soup

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

headphones are not enough i need the song to drown my entire body and suffocate me

[noodle 🦝👽 @nexmrys]

@racheIaIi saw this in the freaking parking garage and DIED

[noodle 🦝👽 @nexmrys]

@awsten when my friend who’s never seen you describes you as a rainbow archie andrews after tonight

[noodle 🦝👽 @nexmrys]

missed the bus and running late but I WILL be seeing waterparks tonight

[noodle 🦝👽 @nexmrys]

What other people call a human we know to be soup dumpling

[steph @steph0sims]

looking for hot sexy men that will let me paint their nails

[noodle 🦝👽 @nexmrys]

@moonyxash dude so jealous 😭 wearing my bvb merch today pretending I’m there in spirit

[noodle 🦝👽 @nexmrys]

@wringmeout ahahhaaa just kidding we’re going again