Neyoni🌸🌸

A beautiful girl with a beautiful heart😊
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[Just_Yemi @YemiFirstson]

Sometimes It be your own blood 😂😂💔

[Avu🌸 @_maMnyani]

You don’t realise how ‘late’ 9am is until you need something urgently 😭😭

[Imade. @ImadeIyamu]

They fooled you in 2015, fooled you in 2019, fooled you in 2023. Maybe you’re actually just a fool.

[Thanos Papa @steveabbey_]

Imagine going for a surgery and being told this

[Neyoni🌸🌸 @neyoni1]

Omg, I can't believe people living amongst us reason like this. See how he's acting like a boy that is seeing a woman for the first time. God abeg.

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

“How far can you go?”

Kehinde Bankole:

[BIG JOE OF LAGOS✌️🇳🇬®️ @JosephOnuorah]

This is 90 seconds to understand everything you need to know about inflation.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

why can't periods just last for an hour? like you made your point, i'm not pregnant you can leave now

[I M A N I @prettygirll4L]

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[Tom Mitchell @imtommitchell]

When I'm hiring a data analyst, here's what SQL I'd expect candidates with 1-2 years of experience to know:

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

We have a youth unemployment problem that will keep getting worse.

There is no reason for hundreds of working class youths to be following a celebrity on a Monday afternoon.

[Chris Oz ⚡| Product designer & Webflow Dev @Chrisowemz]

First time going kayaking! 😁
#kayaking

[naia. 👼 @badgylryry]

she was raped and they said he can’t do jail cause he too is a minor btw.

[Gracey 🦋 @Gracebal0]

@iamveektoria_ This happening in Nigeria is scary, let’s nip this thing so it doesn’t become a trend.

[Neyoni🌸🌸 @neyoni1]

@MrMekzy_ But do you finish everything in one sitting or you eat, take a break and come back. Because this looks too much for one person 😲😲

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

I understand how that tweet yesterday looked and sounded but trust me, if there’s a particular way you crave to be loved, any other thing your partner is doing is a complete waste of time cos you’ll never appreciate it

This is why love languages exist, yours might be acts of service (thoughtfulness), hers is gift giving (flowers) it doesn’t make her a bad person fr

[Big Mo 🤎 @cassy_collins_]

Idk man. If your partner really likes something, and you can afford it (especially when it's not harmful), get it for them. It doesn't have to make sense to you tbh, if it makes them happy. 🫠

[GRACE CHISOM @GhraceGhodwin]

@The_chidinma I mean it is romantic and kind but remember that ppl would appreciate it more when you love them the way they want to be loved. A lot of people have been wired to think romance should be shown in a certain way which has to be unlearned.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

At least 37 bandits were reportedly k+lled in Matusgi village, Talata Mafara LGA of Zamfara State after residents engaged a gang that had invaded the village with the intent to abduct locals, Daily Trust reports

According to an anonymous resident, the bandits arrived on motorbikes around 2 p.m on Wednesday, to carry out abductions, saying it was not the first time the villagers had confronted bandits

The resident said the bandits began their atta3k by firing sporadically to intimidate the community. However, the residents had been alerted in advance & were prepared when the bandits arrived. Armed with locally-made firearms, some villagers fought back, while others used traditional weapons to encircle the area & prevent the bandits from escaping

After an hour of intense f+ghting, the bandits retreated, with 10 of their members reported dead. The residents then regrouped, strategised & set up an ambush. When the bandits returned, the villagers launched another atta3k, ultimately k+lling 37 bandits in total

[Opeyemi Babalola @BOTAD01]

If we understand "Time Management", collectively, as a country, we will never allow any human being to waste 4 years of our time, not to talk of 8 years.