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I'm a boring twat.

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@ManUtd still do it

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@angryginge13 Ive said it before. If he played for the blue scum or Real, he'd constantly be in the running for the Ballon D'or.

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@adamrowecomedy @FreddyQuinne Spot on. St James Park was still called that when Ashley renamed it to the Sports Direct whatever.

[Glenn Wool @GlennWool]

Are Elon and his fans allowed to use the R-word in the same way gangsta rappers can use the N-word?

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@Quinny3001 @Chelsearory Except Cantona, there was no one more formative in the early Premier League era than Giggs. He was everywhere and rightfully so.

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@iamisaaceddie @SkySportsNews It's American bollocks and has no place in football. Half time is for food, to relieve yourself and to talk about the first half. Not to see some twat jumping about while lip syncing shitty songs.

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@AndreasKoureas_ @Tmore7182 He's an obvious Russian bot.

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@iamisaaceddie @SkySportsNews Fans go for a piss, a pie and a pint. I don't think they could give a flying fuck about some pop star show when their country may be 45 minutes away from winning the biggest trophy in world sport.

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@SkySportsNews What options do they have? It's a very clear red. Surely, any appeal should result in adding an extra game to the ban for being frivolous?

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@SkySportsNews Any team that votes for it is pathetic.

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@AnnemarieDray He walks into pretty much any team in world football. If he played for Madrid or City, he'd be talked about in the same breath as prime De Bruyne

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@SkySportsNews Absolute bullshit decision if they make it, then again they have a history of bullshit decisions like the one involving Man City and Doncaster.

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@Daledo79 @BBCWorld Starmer didn't promise to solve anything on his first day like the orange Russian asset Trump did.

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@PeterStefanovi2 and of course they all vote Reform.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Trump running America is the political equivalent of letting Dougal do a funeral.

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

There's a rumour that Nigel Farage is keeping his head down because he's off to a Trump cheerleading conference over the weekend.

I’m afraid I’m being proved right- Farage is far more interested in Trump's success than British security. He is a bootlicker and a plastic patriot.

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@darren5534 @BBCNews Good. Fuck em. Little Tarquin will have to go to public school? What a horror that would be.

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@i_iratus You just have to look at places like Oradour-sur-Glane to know he's talking shit. A whole village wiped out. 643 were massacred by a Waffen SS unit. 247 were children. Women and children were taken into a church and gunned down mercilessly. Jake Shields is very clearly a Nazi.

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@Malachians From what I remember, we barely played any long balls against them in that game. Slot is just another whinging twat.

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@JBTEvans @footballbreakz Thanks for that, I came to twitter to look for the source cos that's just way too daft a take to actually be said by a former player.