Monkey Shakespeare

Officious intermeddler.
I am not Spartacus. That's him, over there.

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If they call it a pair of pants and a pair of underwear, why don't they call it a pair of shirt?

Oh yeah, that gets pinned.

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@sassyhobbit

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@MagaGrunt1 This applies to your comment as well:

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@Medievalhtybuff Battle of Nineveh with Emperor Heraclius is a contender. But I'll stick with the traditional Battle of Agincourt.

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@courierjournal Yeah, I'm sure that the American public, who elected a convicted felon and child sex abuser, is going to draw the line at this.

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@JackKel19462997

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@billifer1973 In 1974, there was actually a stamp in the US using that word. That shows how common its usage was. Glad we are past that point now, or should be.

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@Medievalhtybuff

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@Medievalhtybuff Short name.

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Thankfully for Rubio, there is apparently no penalty for lying under oath to Congress.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Rubio: I've never seen Trump fall asleep.

Rep. @tedlieu: I'm gonna show you in a moment a video that shows you just lied to Congress. This is a video where Donald Trump is literally sleeping while you are talking.

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@VoxDocVoxDei

[ً @prinkasusa]

"We don't need feminists
anymore."

785 husbands were killed by wives over 5 years but 800 wives are killed by husbands every 30 days.

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@Tobi_Is_Fab

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Family wealth generated while holding office.

We are not angry enough about this.

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@Lane_M_Jackson @hrcastor @holland_tom She is AMAZING! This one is in my top ten medieval books of all time.

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@RightWingWatch Yeah, this guy definitely recognizes what masculinity is.

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LOL, Todd Starnes, self appointed arbiter of what is considered masculinity.

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Todd Starnes says that if he were to moderate a debate for the Texas Senate race, he'd have one question for James Talarico: "Have you now, as a 37-year-old man, finally come to terms with your manhood? Or, do you sir, perhaps have an affinity for frilly underpants? What's up with that?"

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@AjTillmanJr_ @LHS_Bulldog1 @50SportsCompany @CoachGatorTKO @CoachCBarclay @Brohm_Brady @LouisvilleFB

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Jeanine Pirro: "Let them eat Valentino jackets."

[Jeanine Pirro @JudgeJeanine]

The little monster opened up a bag and chewed the Valentino jacket before I even paid for it, let alone wore it‼️

[WLWT @WLWT]

A new poll suggests that Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear continues to rise in popularity as a potential presidential candidate among Democratic Party primary voters. https://t.co/OLRNkLAEQl