Monkey Shakespeare

Officious intermeddler.
I am not Spartacus. That's him, over there.

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

If they call it a pair of pants and a pair of underwear, why don't they call it a pair of shirt?

Oh yeah, that gets pinned.

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@FredFryer6 @wdrbnews That's it! More posts just like that! Well done and thanks for the help!

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@FredFryer6 @wdrbnews I'm just begging you to keep up with this line of argument. The next election is in just 2 years and it really helps that you guys remain detached from reality. Thanks for helping with the next blue tsunami! You did a great job this election!

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@FredFryer6 @wdrbnews Every year the stats show that I'm right and every year you keep saying it will be better in a year. You can go item by item. But please keep telling people things are better when they know they aren't. I love winning elections! Thanks for the help!

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@seankelly63 LOL at you guys thinking Trump is playing 3D chess.

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@GelaBR @JulianAndreone I don't want trying. I want winning. The moment is next January when we have the votes. Not now when it's just kabuki theater.

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@FredFryer6 @wdrbnews Update: One year later and you are still spectacularly wrong. Man up and admit it.

[Spencer Steel @spencerjsteel]

Let's try and impeach Pete Hegseth at the close of the 119th Congress on sloppy articles drafted by an attention whore on his way out, when we don't have the votes but in seven weeks it'll be a layup to get to a senate trial with a 56-vote headstart is somehow why Jeffries sucks.

[Charles Costen-Sumpter🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🗽 @CharlesASumpter]

Seriously, Democrats: stop eating your own.

The GOP watches every circular firing squad, preys on it, and you fall for it every single time.

We won. Act like it.

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@rusty619 @marceelias

[Your Favorite Guncle. @rusty619]

@marceelias This race isn't too close to call.
It's too black to call.

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@GelaBR @JulianAndreone I'm willing to be patient for 7 more weeks to get something actually done, rather than watch a meaningless act today. Let MAGA have performance theater and we'll take actual results. Just because they love dumb things doesn't mean we have to as well. Let's be smart instead.

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@SaltyGoat17 My prediction: You guys won't do anything but bitch and moan on Twitter, just like always.

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@HieronymusMcG I've seen Chris Van Hollen floated but doubt he runs.

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@SamRC1987

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@1crazyvanlife This is just performative in November when everyone knows a Senate conviction won't happen. Let's see what happens in January.

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@crunchyrugger Exactly. I'm a far leftist but honestly, sometimes far leftists just wear me out. Let's at least pretend that we operate in the real world.

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

@redroverrrrr @5149jamesli Wait, you mean there is a real world outside of Twitter?! Where they actually use logic?

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@DININTELNETWORK

[Monkey Shakespeare @nfinitemonkey]

The cruelty is the point.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Republicans have introduced a federal ‘catch kit’ bill that would require women to sift thru their blood to separate pregnancy remains from “other solid waste,” put it in a “brightly colored” bag labeled “HUMAN FETAL REMAINS,” and bring their doc.

It’s fucking deranged