@jimmyfallon In our 30s, my twin sister described to me an incident in high school that she’d never forgiven me for-it occurred on the balcony of our cafeteria. Our cafeteria didn’t have a balcony. It was a dream- and she’d been upset for 15yrs #DumbestFamilyFight
The fact that Trump will remove tariffs to help Republicans win elections, but he won’t remove tariffs to help Americans afford necessities, tells you exactly what his priorities are.
The press ran with EVERY lie about the Bidens. Now, after the fact, an FBI informant admitted fabricating bribery claims. Hunter won $1.7M in defamation damages. TWO ex-FBI officials face charges over laptop testimony.
Meanwhile, Trump’s family makes BILLIONS in crypto and everything else.
America owes the Bidens an APOLOGY.
An analysis of voter registration records reveals Republican operative Scott Presler had 3 out-of-state voters use his Pennsylvania address to vote in the 2024 election.
This is a textbook example of voter fraud.
MISSING: 17-year-old Tristyn was last seen on Oct. 8, 2026, in Toledo, Ohio.
Have information? Call NCMEC at 1-800-THE-LOST or @Toledo_PD at 1-419-255-8443. @WTOL11Toledo@13abc
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: MeidasTouch has obtained dozens of NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN photos and videos revealing devastating damage to U.S. military bases from Trump's Iran war.
Troops and military families are breaking their silence, describing being abandoned by their own government.
“It’s so much worse than people realize.” https://t.co/ah37szpwFP
I say there is a non-zero percent chance that they use “rogue AI agents” that wipe out everyone’s bank accounts as the excuse for a MASSIVE financial collapse worldwide.
Then, the banks will come along with the “solution” which will involve a mandatory switch to the new all-digital fiat currency, in order to be made whole.
I’d put money on this being the playbook.
Helpful prompt about what to do if the internet goes down due to a global cyberattack/AI swarm.
This seems less insane with every passing day.
I also bought myself the SAS Survival Guide, which is essentially a bush manual for almost every imaginable outcome.
Money
- Keep cash at home, about two to four weeks of essentials, in small bills.
- Write down your bank, credit card and insurance account details and phone numbers on paper.
Information and contacts
- Print a contact list with family, close friends, neighbors, doctors and the kids’ school.
- Agree on a family meeting point and plan in case phones are down, such as “if we can’t reach each other, meet at X by Y time.”
- Export and print or save offline anything business-critical.
- Download offline maps
- Keep paper copies of passports, IDs, insurance cards and prescriptions.
Communication
- Get a battery or hand-crank AM/FM/NOAA radio, which will be your main news source.
- Consider a pair of walkie-talkies or GMRS radios for the family.
- Keep a landline-style backup in mind. Most “landlines” now run over the internet, so don’t count on yours.
Power
- Keep power banks charged, plus a solar charger or a larger portable power station.
- Have flashlights, headlamps and spare batteries.
Water and food (aim for 2 weeks)
- Store about 1 gallon of water per person per day. In a high-rise this matters most, because building water pumps need electricity.
- Stock shelf-stable food the kids will actually eat, plus a manual can opener.
- Keep a camping stove with fuel for outdoor or ventilated use only, or no-cook foods.
Health
- Keep at least a 30-day supply of any prescriptions.
- Have a first aid kit, OTC basics like pain relievers in children’s doses, and hygiene supplies.
Home and offline life
- Learn how to manually open anything electronic, such as smart locks and the building’s garage or entry.
- Keep a paper copy of the building’s emergency procedures and super’s number.
- Download offline entertainment and learning material for the kids: books, games, art supplies.
- Get to know a few neighbors, since local community becomes your network fast.
Digital hygiene (helps before and after)
- Back up photos and documents to an external drive kept offline.
- Use strong, unique passwords with 2FA, and keep printed recovery codes for key accounts.
To ppl saying “he’s dead who cares” I don’t think that’s the point. They’re exposing a system of corrupt politicians who vote to make certain ppls lives worse bc what, they’re ashamed of being gay? They need to be exposed and there’s obviously more ppl than just Lindsey Graham
BREAKING:
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — New Mexico sues Jeffrey Epstein's attorney and accountant, accusing them of concealing his sex trafficking operation.
Whoa. The U.S. added 90% fewer jobs in 2025 than originally reported.
That’s not a rounding error. That’s a massive difference between the economy Americans were told we had and the one we actually had.
It just got much worse. He was a 33-year-old married father. He had never done that stunt before. Whomever decided this was a good idea should face disciplinary action. Our troops are not props. I feel terrible for his wife and kids.
Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband.
Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.
MISSING
Mykiah was last seen on September 14, 2026 in Houston, TX. CAUTION: IF LOCATED, DO NOT APPROACH AND IMMEDIATELY CONTACT LAW ENFORCEMENT.
https://t.co/itHle5OkS8
🚨#BREAKING: JD Vance’s Fraud Whistleblower Incentive Program has been flooded with reports of blatant fraud committed by Republicans in the Trump Administration & Congress. Over 97% of reports over the past 24 hours have been against corrupt MAGA politicians.