Calens

[love mood @18lovemood]

Chudai.................🙈🍌🍌

[Calens @ngacws]

If You Want To Be Happy, Don't Be Sad🙏

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Women only remember 3 things; the bad you did to them, the good they did to you and the things you didn't do.

Your sacrifices and money you used to impress her will all be forgotten by 12am.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The most unseen privilege in life: a supportive family.

[Inyang 💕 @inikoriinyang]

Guys, I got removed from the office group chat after my boss said, “Lateness shows lack of discipline,” and I replied, “Delayed salaries show lack of motivation.” 🫩😭

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

You think of land as money until you try selling it. There’s a plot we’ve been trying to sell for 1 year now.

[ŘėäłĆħäÐ @0neCHAD]

Once a woman notices you’re not the type of man that begs or puts up with her nonsense, she immediately assumes you have many women out there…I love it.😂

[Uglyboy_OJ🐉 @Chrisoj_]

A cow that does not give you milk must not eat your grass

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Nobody claps for a man while he is building. His Family doubts him & friends disappear. Then one year, results speak.

And everyone acts like they believed in him. Crazyyy.

[$ @jxtsummer]

even as a joke don’t belittle anyone.

[sley @sley_Xk]

dear money, I'm not among those who said you can't buy happiness

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

As a MAN, never underestimate how far a WOMAN Can go to destroy you.

YOUR WIFE INCLUSIVE. 🗣️ 🤌🏻🤌🏻✌🏼

[ᴅᴜᴋᴇ 𝖔𝖋 ᴀʀʀᴀᴋɪꜱ 𖤍 @whotfisDuke]

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving money now.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The problem with most Africans is that even where common sense is required they apply prayer.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

My grandma once told me: No matter how thirsty you are, there are some people you should never ask for water because they will let the whole world know that they gave it to you.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

People don’t keep record of what you’re giving them; they only keep record of what you refused to give them. Take care of yourself. Now read that slowly.