hattori heiji akgae

[hattori heiji akgae @ngalonte]

ges aq mau post press on nails buatan q di sini aja deh hehe lg males post di ig (why? yyh misterius)

[hattori heiji akgae @ngalonte]

seekor makhluk yang harusnya childfree malah ga childfree ya beginilah jadinya

[caramel macchiato @ryshw_]

Pas ambil raport bocil genzi

Aq : oh nggak masuk 5 besar (kcw)

Walas : ibu, kelasnya ini emang kelas olimpiade lho bu emang berat persaingannya

Aq : (nggak peduli)

Walas : anaknya ketua osis jg loh bu

Aq : (tetap nggak peduli)

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

14 years difference

[لیلیت @Dirtylilaac]

هرچی عکس تو این ژانر دیدم رو لایک کردم.

[سلوى الزهراني @Salwazahrani07]

2015 vs 2026

[khorshid ☽☾ @MostlyKhorshid]

The only religion you're allowed to criticize is Christianity otherwise you will be set on fire and then thrown onto incoming traffic

[Shanna✨ @shannasparkleof]

Mes sœurs qu’Allah vous accorde un homme pieux comme le mien, qui porte son voile sans discuter 🤲🏻❤️

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

one of the main reasons i’m so gentle with myself is cause i believe i’ve already experienced enough hardship in my life. i’ve already been mishandled and undervalued by others and myself at times. so i deserve more patience, forgiveness, and consideration at this point.

[hattori heiji akgae @ngalonte]

abang sulung gue di dokter
👩‍⚕️: sering sakit di area kepala?
👴 : sering karena istri ga berguna ini. kenapa wanita banyak bikin suami darting ya
— ngomong di depan dokter wanita & kurleb 5 mahasiswi intern. istrinya adalah breadwinner sekaligus perawat dia, dia sendiri nganggur

[tita🐰 @titaspov]

gw jadi keinget pas lagi jaga IGD dan nanya riwayat pasien ditemani istrinya…

👩‍⚕️: ada alergi obat?
🧔: enggak ada
👩: ada
🧔: enggak ada
👩: ada

👩‍⚕️: jadi ada atau enggak?
👩: tahun lalu dikasih obat terus bentol semua
🧔: oh iya ya
👩‍⚕️: …

👩‍⚕️: riwayat operasi?
🧔: enggak ada
👩: usus buntu 2019
🧔: OH IYA
👩‍⚕️: …

👩‍⚕️: obat rutin?
🧔: enggak ada
👩: tiap pagi minum obat darah tinggi
🧔: itu dihitung?
👩‍⚕️: pak…
👩: makanya saya ikut masuk

hal yang tidak diajarkan di FK:

kadang riwayat penyakit pasien tersimpan lebih aman di memori istrinya daripada di pasiennya sendiri 😭

[アル @existink]

gw gasuka bgt ada content creator cewe di ig yg kontennya itu kebodohan2 pacar cowonya kaya ga notice rambut dia beda sebelah, ga notice dia ganti baju, ga baca detail chat, dsb. kykkk kenapa bangga bgt sih punya laki bego? mana isi komennya pada nganggep lucu karna relate

[hattori heiji akgae @ngalonte]

@restinghoefacee @mr1gashira not even critical in the critical thinking way but just contrarian

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

I respect you so much for waking up this conversation. A lot of friendships are hostile and competitive because there is this need for a friend with a little bit more experience to look down and consistently lecture their other friend just for existing and experiencing life in-

[peak @schizohealer]

New levels of delusions being hit.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Y’all better learn to tell the difference between a critical thinker and a contrarian.

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

i very much agree that people need many other people in their lives to explore what's inside themselves. i just dont really think it's necessary to have sex with most of them

[☽ 𐌌𐌉𐌊𐌀 ☾ @m2ridical]

these ISLAMOFACISTS always have this weird wet dream to genocide entire minority group(s), like how do you expect people to not assume the worst about you😭

[D🎀 @DNashayP]

@AIicro @NataliaJvnl That’s psychosis. U can’t have phantom limb sensation from a body part that was never there. And u think ur experiencing the same thing but u don’t actually know where or how it literally feels to claim that. Your stomach cramping is different than a uterus

[j @merodiiii163574]

but they don't. period means discharge of blood and tissue from the uterus. if you don't experience that, you don't have a period. and there's nothing wrong with not having one.

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[🎀🪞🩰🦢🕯️ @oneyoungggg]

Kalo ada yang bilang "di luar gajinya gede tapi kebutuhan hidup juga gede, sama aja kaya di indo" JANGAN PERCAYA. There's a reason why one is called negara maju and one is negara berkembang