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[swai @ngedech]

@halfkush Hio kidevu ya mwishoo imeconnect proper

[swai @ngedech]

Kanyanga shingo Bado anapumua malisaa yeye

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Bro, is this you? 🧾

[swai @ngedech]

@JumiaKenya 0724630236

[swai @ngedech]

@JumiaKenya I want to change shipping address of an item I've just ordered ..

[Katua @katua_nduku]

Homa is trending, I guess you can say it’s gone viral 😅

[swai @ngedech]

That's one massive butt plug...

[👑♦️ ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕤𝕥♦️👑 @wakah_mahjid]

Christmas coming alive in this city...
The reason you chuckled is probably why you and I get along on here.😁😁😁

[swai @ngedech]

Move over @HomeboyzRadio @NRGRadioKenya is the new real sheriff in town..😎😎😎@konshens #Nrgwave

[swai @ngedech]

@EcobankKenya im trying to get a hold of one of your customer care agents here in Kenya but I'm getting redirected to agents in west Africa ...

[swai @ngedech]

little rascals ....

[Chinx @justChinks]

Single mothers always have kids who never go to bed. It’s like they know you’re there to eat their mother. 11pm lil rascal still "can’t sleep". Cockblocking level Satan.

[swai @ngedech]

"kazi kwa jina"

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Mombasa: Reformed male sex workers urge young men to shun 'sugar mummies'

https://t.co/fBBr9Ldojx

[Kenya Pics @kenyapics]

Hand painted by God this morning in the Mara. Photo by Paul Mckenzie

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

@tunajibu @SamuelTunai 1. You inform him today.
2. Send KWS, KDF, NYS today.
3. Equipment is flown in today.
4. Camp is removed today.
5. Animals cross in peace today.
6. Audit all camps asap.
7. Remove more camps today.
8. Dignify Mara animals today.
9. Act like you mean it today.
10. Acheni uzembe🚮.

[Chinx @justChinks]

If your girlfriend has a male bestfriend.. that man has, is or will enjoy her genitals. Why d'you think he's always smiling like a villain when he sees you? He's eating in plain sight.

[Chinx @justChinks]

When you ask for her number and she says "no, let me take yours" If you listen closely you can almost hear the devil laughing as you get rejected.

[swai @ngedech]

Hahaha fucking bastards

[Chinx @justChinks]

Single mothers always have kids who never go to bed. It’s like they know you’re there to eat their mother. 11pm lil rascal still "can’t sleep". Cockblocking level Satan.

[swai @ngedech]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Chinx @justChinks]

"men cum quick"
He's been hard for you ever since you replied his 1st message 2 weeks ago. So he didn't last 3 mins. He's been holding it in for 13 days, 5 hrs and 28 mins. Excuse us.

[Chinx @justChinks]

Your penis is always small after the breakup. It was fine for the 3 years we were together. You're saying you enjoyed a toothpick for a 1000 days? The jokes write themselves.

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

ati what? 😂😂😂

[Let’s Discover Travel @letsDiscoverke]

Samich Resort, along the rim of Kerio Valley off Kaptagat road.

[Kimanzi®™ @Kimanzi_]

The staff, a supervisor at E-Plus, who instructed an ambulance to go pick her son and drunk friends has been suspended indefinitely and the kids will go to mandatory quarantine for 14 days.