Jef Hardy

Dynamite

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

Hon. Kaguchia,

This is NOT politics, it is the kind of thing DEMOCRACY should never allow to go unpunished.

Translation.

1. To speak the truth, here in Kieni, should we see any support or vote for Kasongo or anyone who supports him, we will follow them to their homes and I swear we will remove them from under their beds

2. We will keep a record of all those supporting Kasongo. Because we can not allow anyone to support Kasongo after what he did to RG......

3. If you support Kasongo we will NOT bury you, if you have dowry, you will take goats to Sugoi and if you get sick, you will go get SHA in Sugoi.

Fear and Intimidation of voters should have no part in democracy.

Sina Mengi ya Kusema kwa sasa.

[Jef Hardy @ngetijjef]

@HonJBMuturi Says an incompetent CS,is there anywhere you've delivered anything in Kenya??

[KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H @kipmurkomen]

I join fellow Kenyans in congratulating H.E the President @WilliamsRuto on his unveiling of the Beyond Vision 2030 conversation- a bold, inclusive and people-centered initiative that will shape the socio-economic future of our Nation.

As a Ministry responsible for internal security and national administration, we remain committed to fostering a safe and conducive environment where meaningful dialogue can thrive, and development can flourish.

We stand ready to embrace, participate in and facilitate this important national exercise when it is formally launched on Wednesday, 12th August 2026.

Together, and in one accord, we will reimagine and build the Kenya we want.

[D I K E M B E @Disembe]

Can Kalonzo condemn Gachagua for his hateful remarks on Hon. Rahim Dawood?

Can Matiangi condemn Gachagua for his hateful remarks on Hon. Rahim Dawood?

Can Sifuna condemn Gachagua for his hateful remarks on Hon. Rahim Dawood.

Electing any of these puppets is electing Rigathi Gachagua and electing Rigathi Gachagua is taking Kenya to the DOGS.

[Didmus Barasa, CBS, MP @DidmusWaBarasa]

Edwin Sifuna & I came into politics at the same time. We were both written off as too young and too inexperienced to lead

He found a mentor in Raila Odinga. I found mine in @WilliamsRuto

Just as he devotedly stood with Raila, I remain steadfast with President Ruto to the end

[Senator Kiprotich Arap Cherargei @scherargei]

I am watching my colleague Senator sifuna at citizen Tv struggling to explain any tangible agenda but unfortunately he has none until Okwara is struggling to understand him . He is still in baby steps to understand the Presidential magnitude kind of manifesto he needs serious mentorship.

Apart for activism agendas such as human rights there is nothing he has articulated on roads, water, electricity, Education, corruption, housing, youth , employment, economic etc nothing on even basics to the people of Kenya 🇰🇪.

He is big in form but nothing in substance!.

#CitizenExplainer

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

According to Junet’s revelation yesterday, Edwin Sifuna was m given Ksh. 150 million to share with his colleagues, but pocketed more than half. He also demanded Ksh. 15 million to sign a UDA/ODM deal. And as if that is enough, Governors have accused him of extortion every time they appear before the CPAC.

Eat Uhuru’s money pole pole… soon you’ll be exposed.

[Hon Oscar Sudi @HonOscarSudi]

Let's all calm down and stop making wild proclamations like Gachagua, who just said he will mobilize Molima's 7M votes against Ruto in 2027.

7 Million!? From where?

Last time I checked Molima TOTAL votes cast in 2022 (for both Raila and Ruto) was 3.8million... I have included ALL the votes in cosmopolitan counties like Nakuru, Laikipia and Kiambu, to counterbalance the Nairobi votes (which are give or take 500k votes cast - 67% of the approximate 800k Nairobi Molima voters).

Post-2022, IEBC has registered about 527,000 new voters in Molima counties.

So, long arithmetic simplified, there is no universe where Gachagua gives anyone above 4M votes, even assuming they vote 100% for his preferred presidential ticket.

Maths don't lie, Wamunyoros do. #Jakwano

PS: One of the tricks Wamunyoros normally use to shore up their numbers and create an artificial "tuko wengi" perception, is they usually compare their REGISTERED votes total, vs other region's votes CAST.

It is not uncommon to hear them say "Sisi tuko na kura million saba, na nyinyi hamna kura, mlipigia Raila kura blah blah"

That trick won't work anymore... We now compare Registered vs Registered, and Cast vs Cast... WAOL.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Clear offside!! FIFA rigged the game again for Messi

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Lautaro Martínez was asked about Lionel Messi’s influence during Argentina’s World Cup semi-final victory over England.

🎙️ Reporter: “Lautaro, can you tell us what Lionel Messi said to you after you came on?”

🗣️ Lautaro Martínez:

“People see the assists, the dribbles and the magic, but they don’t see what Leo does with his words.

When I came onto the pitch, he walked over to me and said, ‘Attack the space between the defenders. Go for the headers. Keep making those runs.’

I tried it the first time and it didn’t work. I looked at him, and instead of telling me to change, he kept giving me signs to keep believing. He knew the opportunity would come.

We were 1–1 with less than five minutes to play. Leo looked at the scoreboard, then looked straight at me and nodded. He didn’t even have to speak. I knew exactly what he wanted. I knew the assignment.

That’s what makes him different. He sees the game before everyone else. He knows where the space will open, and he gives you the confidence to attack it without hesitation.

Playing with him is incredible because he doesn’t only create chances with his feet. He creates belief in every player around him.

At 39 years old, he’s still leading Argentina in the biggest matches, still deciding games and still showing us why he’s the greatest footballer I’ve ever seen.

We’re in another World Cup final because once again, when Argentina needed someone to guide us, Lionel Messi was that man.”

[Dennis Itumbi HSC - Commentary @Dennis_Itumbi02]

Dear God, Utulindie huyu. Always in our prayers 🙏

[Bakhita Esther @bakhita_esther]

From a humble chicken seller, facing public humiliation as Deputy President to a respected global leader…this is the journey of President William Ruto. Before even completing his first term, he has navigated his way into the rooms of the world's most powerful leaders, earning an invitation to the G7. This is the leader Kenyans want !! Much Respect 🫡

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Joined the people of Madagascar for the country's 66th Independence Day celebrations at Barea Stadium in Antananarivo.

Kenya identifies with Madagascar's journey to independence. Our nations are united by a shared history of resistance to colonial rule and by the determination of our people to shape their own destiny.

That shared experience continues to define our commitment to sovereignty, unity, and the conviction that Africa's future will be built through partnership among its nations.

Today, we celebrate the resilience of its people and the steady progress they have made in building a stronger, more prosperous nation. This anniversary honours not only the hard won freedom of the past, but also the continued pursuit of progress, prosperity, and a better future for all.

We value our longstanding friendship with Madagascar and remain committed to deepening our partnership for the benefit of our people. Together, we will expand trade and investment, strengthen maritime cooperation, improve connectivity, and unlock the immense potential of the Indian Ocean as a gateway for commerce, innovation, and shared prosperity.

[Mwanaisha Chidzuga -DGS @M_Chidzuga]

Far below The STANDARD of Journalism.....

[Llewellyn Ouya @LlewellynOuya]

Standard hasn't paid its employees for over 2 years but they're busy calling out the Government. We joke a lot as a country. Perhaps call yourselves out first.

[Josh @Josh001J]

Ruto is playing by your rules and I'm afraid he's winning 😂 You will engage him the whole day and nobody will talk about Maandamano. You gave us Ruto, the doyen, and we shall finish with him.

Hakuna kuruka kamba😂

[Masta @abuyamasta]

Btw if 2022 you supported and voted for Ruto thinking you were clever then than us who supported Raila but somehow you're calling yourselves clever by opposing the leader you voted for and calling us stupid who oppose Gachagua the leader your supporting now, then let me tell you that you were stupid in 2022 and now you're stupid in 2026. If your mind changed from loving Ruto to hating him then expect other's mind to change also from hating him to loving him.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Bro,the BILLIONAIRE you are;HIDING behind 'debts';forcing many months' UNPAID labour slaving to defend your STANDARD headlines 'BOLD' extortion GANGSTERISM driven by GREED;is HEARTLESS to loyal workers, INSULT to journalism and BETRAYAL to free media that STANDARD once belonged.

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Perfectly said, CS Aden Duale!