Mtema Kuni

Semi-sentient being who inexplicably survives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Usually found in confined spaces with low lighting, at a computer terminal.

[MUFC Buzz™🥇 @MufcBuzzLive]

🚨BREAKING:
Manchester United have made contact with Myles Lewis-skelly camp ahead of £55m + add ons move
@FabrizioRomano

Manchester United are desperate to make this move to sign Myles Lewis-Skelly for £55m + add ons ....

In the Premier League last season he made 28 appearances, logged around 2,150 minutes, scored 2 goals and provided 3 assists for a total of 5 goal contributions. Total progressive carries… 168 … around 7.0 per 90 minutes..

Tackles: 22 (~1.45 per 90)
Interceptions: 7 (~0.46 per 90)
Clearances: ~24
Blocks: low volume
Fouls won: 47 (very high – he draws a lot of fouls)

HERE WE COMING

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Hapa nko nje ama?
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@soran0312_ 16

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Go back there mate

[Berneese @theberneese]

I just came back from the future

Manchester United 1 : 3 Liverpool

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Wow

[Vesper @Vesper_0987]

No word starts with W ends with W

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Fulham

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Have found my X, maybe, just maybe

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Hi frog

[Maama Uganda @MaamaUganda02]

Call me a frog if @ManUtd beats @arsenal today📌

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And yes, we did.

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Manc United fans have been running their mouths since last week, just because they won against Man City. Today, we are separating boys from men at the Emirates Stadium. We are the Arsenal!

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@PetesMurithi Sitaki unnecessary abductions

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Kugongea chief is in my 2026 ToDo list....

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@Wisdom_HQ Friday

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@AdlibertM @Ithurts42 Hehe. Funny they don't think the lion can only spare the grass

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@Beno10_MFC Gray

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@Romi2656 Gay

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@ohhanxiety c

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@CFC_Whizz Ozil

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