Dear old people:
Waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing.
I was wrong. You were right.
Me: I want to buy toilet paper
Costco: yep
Me: …and an 85 inch TV
Costco: yeah nw we got you bro
Me: also weird q but do you know where to get a $5 rotisserie chicken
Costco: buddy ur not gonna believe this