Nicole Barbeau

I spend a lot of time wondering why baby octopi aren't called inklings

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

*starts wearing less*
*goes out more*
*drinks champagne on the dance floor*
*hangs with girls you haven't seen before*

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@brrittannyh Sears

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@kellanstlouis It’s also a way for Bell to reduce their yearly tax expense 🙃🙃🙃

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@andrearows I also found that decreasing shoulder and arm movements made running distances over 15km much less painful!

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@andrearows Hi! Former rower and novice (started in April) distance runner here 🙋🏻‍♀️ I found lots and lots of tempo runs was the key to increasing my distance. Several 30-40 min runs a week at your long distance pace so when you do the longer runs, it feels familiar and comfortable :)

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

read the room

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

Driving a car 1km costs society 89 cents – but cycling the same distance benefits society by 26 cents. Source: City of #Copenhagen, Via ⁦@colvilleandersn⁩. Plus 11 other key graphs on urban biking, in @guardiancities @guardian: #CityMakingMath https://t.co/b7RMnfE8mz

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

maybe i should check out this zoo

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Someone asked me who was the most talented artist of my lifetime and I just threw out a random name. But the more I think about it, the more I'm willing to die on that hill.

A thread about the why Dana Owens, AKA Queen Latifah is the GOAT:

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Finland’s two-year test of universal basic income has concluded that it doesn't seem to disincentivise working, and benefits recipients’ mental and financial wellbeing https://t.co/5Df3Yh86f7

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@seattletimes @doniveson @CityofEdmonton

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

a real head scratcher

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@bobehayes

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@samsanders Kimchi grilled cheese

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@pressprogress @TimHortons what the ACTUAL FUCK is wrong with you

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

lol what is happening.

#BattleOfAlberta | #LetsGoOilers

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@WestJet I also waited over an hour at the baggage claim at 1am to go to a desk and find that out. Could I not have been informed of this decision before wasting my time????

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@WestJet Hey Levi I did! They chose not to load my bag for weight reasons which is complete garbage. I’m a full time student and work full time and I straight up do not have time to wait around for it to be delivered tomorrow

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@_CosmicCon_ Add some Xanax and you’ll be a Real Housewife in no time

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Me: *visiting a medium* I would like you to raise spirits

Medium: which did you have in mind?

Me *depressed* mine

[Nicole Barbeau @nic_elle]

@kellanstlouis 😐