Juan Galindo

Internacionalista

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@TheEconomist Good luck with this tweet, The Economist

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@USAmbNicaragua lol

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@bradfo Now Sox front office will shit its shirt

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@Bricktop_NAFO Slumming

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@mschlapp He barely speaks English

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@ABC Read less

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@MaElviraSalazar Que payasa sos

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@FoxNewsEnt I doubt whether Kid Rock is from America. No real Americans I know always talk about being from America. It seems suspicious.

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@KBAndersen “The Trump Kennedy Center will close on July 4th, 2026, in honor of the 250th Anniversary of our Country”

What better way to honor her birthday.

Also, slim chance Trump‘s name is still on the building when it reopens

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@Jared_Carrabis Romy is going to hit 45 dingers

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@FoxNews Waste of money

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Even my bacon looks like that fat, greasy pig of a president. He ruins everything.

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

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@lwoodhouse @jaycaspiankang Not premature, just perceptive. They connected the dots and extrapolated clearly. The early warning bells only sounded hysterical to those who weren’t paying attention.

[Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @ScooterCasterNY]

NOW: "Why you want my ID? You trying to steal my identity?" Uber driver at Minneapolis Airport confronts CBP Agents who were checking driver's citizenship, "Why did you shoot that woman?" he added

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@BrazilBrian Ni van a llegar a primer base con este plan

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The self-proclaimed King of Venezuela, Donnie Bananas

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@MikeSington Corruption, we salute you

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Failing up

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

Marco Rubio has become one of the most influential figures in U.S. foreign policy and President Trump's point man on Venezuela. That's in addition to his roles as Secretary of State, interim National Security Advisor, acting National Archivist and USAID chief. Rubio's portfolio has led to a series of AI memes that are taking the internet by storm.

[Juan Galindo @nicadispatch]

#84 on the list of ways Daniel Ortega and Donald Trump are similar: using Venezuelan oil profits to create their own personal slush-fund that’s free from congressional oversight and controls.