Nica

I thrive on validation #chorizolegs

[Nica @nicanope]

I would like an announcement that if anyone offers up a comment about your body to you, unprompted, you’re legally allowed to punch them in the throat

[Nica @nicanope]

Also Dopesick should’ve won the limited series award. What did people like so much about The White Lotus?

[Nica @nicanope]

The drama category is bs if Evil wasn’t even nominated

[angela @angeOdinsdottir]

dwd press has everything: ppl finding out that nick kroll’s dad is a billionaire, olivia casting her paramour as the lead, “miss flo”, shia labouf showing up w/ receipts, chris pine rocking a beach blonde bob, harry styles being unable to string together a single coherent thought

[Kim Quindlen @kimquindlen]

A man in McDonald’s just ordered an apple pie and the cashier said “would you like to do two apple pies instead” while giving no reasoning or context and the man said “yes.” I demand all conversations moving forward to be this way. Efficient, goal-oriented, apple pie adjacent.

[Nica @nicanope]

Truly a fucking minute after the event was over not even joking. My time has come :(

[Anti @insanetweet]

iPhone X after today’s AppleEvent

#AppleEvent #iPhone14Pro

[Nica @nicanope]

Extremely bold of you to pretend like you saved dinnertime…

[Nica @nicanope]

I’m infinitely irked by the Hellman’s “turning nothing into something” campaign. They’re showing fully cooked meals and all they’re doing is shoving a dollop of Mayo on top. You didn’t make anything. That meal was done and better before you came along.

[Nica @nicanope]

Crying

[Cole Leiter @coleleiter]

Say what you will about this website.

[m @msnetik]

let her interview the don’t worry darling cast

[Nica @nicanope]

I cannot wait to vote for her

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Oh my goodness watch this

[human aaron @humanaaron]

why are self checkouts ever closed? am I on break?

[Nica @nicanope]

“Hitting a sous vide” Jaboukie is the funniest person on the internet

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

there’s no hate like christian love huh

[Kristine Kenyon *find me on 🦋* @kristine_kenyon]

@BlueOc1981 @lisamurkowski This is Dark Brandon’s answer.. 🔥

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Payless Shoes pranked fashion influencers by opening a fake posh shoe store in LA, charging $645 for $35 shoes, and people actually paid lol

[Aamer Rahman @aamer_rahman]

@waltermasterson Thanks. This is the full bit not ripped from someone’s TikTok. Please credit other artists, especially if you’re using their work to get signatures for a petition.

[Nica @nicanope]

Not only does the @McDonalds app DEMAND that you give them access to your location to allow you to order from the app and access your deals, it has to be PRECISE location. Foh @McDonalds im going to your competitors. Gross

[Nica @nicanope]

Wait, @peacockTV why is @trialanderror not on the platform???

[Nica @nicanope]

Hey @peacockTV why is Trial & Error not on the platform?

[Nica @nicanope]

@AndreuRico3 hi! Just wanted to flag that your name is being used for a scam via email. I read they’ve used other national geographic-related names before and those ppl have pursued legal action, in case you need the email, let me know.