Jessie 🦇

What, this old thing? // “can’t believe how strange it is to be anything at all”

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"Cold...so cold...getting dark...I'm not..going...to make it. Tell my husband...I love...d hating The Doors. Just...the worst...so awful..."

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@AndyRichter Same. Exactly.

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We lost Dr. Ruth, Richard Simmons, and Shannen Doherty within the span of like 2 days, but somehow Trump survived an assassination attempt by mere inches. If there is a god, he/she/it is not on our side.

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If you ask a f*ckboy if he’s a f*ckboy, he legally has to tell you.

And then he also has to formally apologize.

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I don’t think Nick Cave could be any more perfect https://t.co/gM3KJ47nKU

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@trumpetcake @Nicole_Cliffe ❤️

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It’s like Nickelback made a wish on a monkey’s paw to be relevant again

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@SamReidSays Or someone

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@modernistwitch No idea

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@wagefreedom @OhNoSheTwitnt I know

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@hetherrfortune Nails make me so happy, check out bestnailsclub on IG for so much happiness 💅🥰

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@chelsealockw00d Happy birthday lady!! 😻

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@lanyardigan

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Busy commenting "gross" on people's Instagram photos of rainbows

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@mariskreizman Oof I'm so sorry

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@TheSpoony @maggieserota @BrandyLJensen I was a dogwalker for 6 years & I still have dreams where I come across a room full of animals I didn’t know I was supposed to be taking care of

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@lobstadelic Counterpoint: they are, in fact, Very Bad

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"Cold...so cold...getting dark...I'm not..going...to make it. Tell my husband...I love...d hating The Doors. Just...the worst...so awful..."

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@AndyRichter @thatRamosgirl @johnlevenstein Honestly he’s adorable.

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@lobstadelic Nice