Nicolette DeLuca

chlorophyll? more like borophyll.

[Nicolette DeLuca @niccdeluca]

When your phone auto corrects 'pregnant' to 'pregaming' that's how you know what stage of life you're at 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Nicolette DeLuca @niccdeluca]

I don’t like the concept of a “photo dump” on Instagram. If it wasn’t interesting enough for its own post, nine other photos just like it aren’t going to help.

[Congressman Brendan Boyle @RepBrendanBoyle]

Didn’t feel that way a couple weeks ago when I was barricaded in my office.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

[Nicolette DeLuca @niccdeluca]

So excited for the $600 stimulus check. After I pay my rent, car, insurance, and utilities what should I do with my -$1,300 ?? Taking suggestions

[Nicolette DeLuca @niccdeluca]

Whatever drugs he’s on, I’ll take 2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The fly knows.

[Nicolette DeLuca @niccdeluca]

Everyone: “thousands of people are dying every day from COVID and millions are unemployed and struggling financially, what are you gonna do about it?”

Trump: “TikTok is banned”

[Nicolette DeLuca @niccdeluca]

Every single day, I lose my WiFi connection for some extended period of time. But hey, at least you’re consistent, @FrontierCorp !

[🟣 Bea @italianbea]

Intelligence, empathy, emotional maturity, competence. #ObamaDayJune14th #ObamaAppreciationDay
#BestPresidentEver

[harrison @HarryEatsBagels]

Have yet to see a single police department complain that they don’t have enough riot shields, tear gas, rubber bullets etc...but for 4 months we’ve heard doctors beg for basic supplies

[nic @nicsw0rld]

have y’all ever heard anyone say it’s “just one bad doctor”???? naw. they lose their licenses, they get sued, they get thrown in JAIL for medical malpractice. why? bc there’s no room for mistakes or error in a profession that you swear to protect and help the people, PERIOD

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

extremely cool how teachers have to buy their own supplies and all cops get a captain america shield

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Iowa Steve King lost.
I am the last Steve King standing.
(Takes a bow.)

[Nicolette DeLuca @niccdeluca]

All I want is a haircut, mani/pedi, eyebrow wax, and massage is that so much to ask for ??

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

today I did nothing and it felt great

[Nicolette DeLuca @niccdeluca]

Being furloughed during a pandemic lockdown is like being grounded your entire summer vacation