nicck

dead-end developer

[Marcus Gill Greenwood @inventur_es]

We used our @Nodescript_dev #nocode platform to automate meeting summaries and post them to Slack. Took about 10 mins to throw this together. Easily fits on our free plan. Hit me up in replies/DM if you want this for your team

[Dan Parry @DevOpsDan01]

Looking for an #apprenticeship?

Our work experience student, Max, built an automation tool to find one with @Nodescript_dev!

Check it out the link to build it for yourself

[Marcus Gill Greenwood @inventur_es]

@RingGo_parking literally the worst parking app.

1. You cancelled my account because I didn’t park in London for a while. Thanks for that.
2. Because of (presumably) a bug in your software I can’t reset my password because you don’t send me an sms

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

3,450 pounds of garbage were left behind on Lake Tahoe after 4th of July weekend, which is over twice the haul from the year before. "Patriotic" Americans leaving behind thousands of pounds of trash for environmentalists to clean up is a perfect metaphor for our country's future.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

[Askarini Zinuretti @ask_tim]

При звонке в теподдержку на ожидании пусть звучит песня "Плачь, плачь, танцуй, танцуй, беги от меня, я твои слезы...", а не Бетховены эти ваши

[Marcus Gill Greenwood @inventur_es]

I am happy to show any UK VC how to build something like this using the @UBIO Automation Cloud with zero lines of code. Hit me up on the DMs

[UBIO @UbiO]

UBIO’s robots connect the web. We take a look at how the internet is mainly built for humans but not machines, and why connective technology is essential for the assistive internet of the future.

https://t.co/RoDrIJyrp6

[nicck @nicck]

If there is a slight chance you will need to contact @curryspcworld or @TeamKnowhowUK these days, I'd suggest everyone to shop somewhere else. Only robots respond to emails confirming it's received, complain form removed from web, "no agents available to chat" or answer phone.🤦‍♂️

[syshero @syshero]

@VirginMedia free advice, don't host your status page on your own network, because it goes down with your service and it's impossible to know what is happening

[Marcus Gill Greenwood @inventur_es]

Getting to absolute inbox zero is about as useful as folding your socks.

[Ian Miell @ianmiell]

Thank you to whoever made this

[Борис Золотаревский @ZolotorevskiyB]

В Челябинске полиция не придумала ничего лучше, чем устроить массовые задержания с доставлением в отдел. Сейчас в ОВД Центральном уже больше полусотни человек. Они стоят вплотную и ждут пока на них составят протоколы.

Просто верх идиотизма!

[Inactive; Bluesky is @hillelwayne(dot)com @hillelogram]

I used to think this, and then I started interviewing "actual" engineers. Most engineers in the world don't have a license, or a graduate degree. And even those that do confirmed that traditional engineering is often just as much of a shitshow as software engineering.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Americans will use anything except the metric system.

[Jim O'Shaughnessy @jposhaughnessy]

“‘The trouble with market research is that people don’t think what they feel, they don’t say what they think, and they don’t do what they say.”
~ David Ogilvy

[я дам вам поебаллум @edithpifpaf]

а куда нажимать чтобы звонить

[Avdi Grimm @avdi]

Ah, here come the apologists, time to put out a basket of cookies for everyone who wants to tell me I should just use the tools differently instead of noting when the tools are deliberately coded to be unfriendly 🍪🍪🍪

[I Can Haz Agile? @agile_memes]

It's simple really