Amit

[Randi Bass @RandiBonTV]

#MoCo Twitter... I need your help.

Today around 5:30 p.m. at Westfield Montgomery Mall, a blue 2017 Hyundai Santa Fe (4DA6368) was stolen w/ this pup, Joey, still inside.

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[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

Never seen them in the same room either, do what you want with that information

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

lol crazy how Ariana Grande and my mom are basically the same person—they both have over 100k followers on Tik Tok and are in a committed relationship with a real estate agent

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

Ok hear me out...a Trader Joe’s restaurant

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

Anyone know a good masseuse in the Baltimore area? My back hurts from carrying the weight of being the funniest, smartest, prettiest, and coolest member of my family

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

How can I feel like a confident and gorgeous Jewish/Israeli queen when she exists 😔

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

He’s been wearing the same, unwashed mask for over a month...it’s time to get over him

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

@cooldennis11 I thought you’re already in ZBT

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

Boys hang up one flag in their dorm and think they’re on the path to becoming an interior designer

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

I have a camouflage mask but refuse to wear it because I really can’t deal with the people that will come up to me and ask me where my mask is thinking they’re a comedian

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

Haven’t been the same since the time my Wii fit told me I weighed the same as the average 30 year old when I was only 7

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

@MacBressler @CityOfNOLA Woke king

[tate @50FirstTates]

white ppl love to see a line forming behind them and being like “wow we got here at the perfect time”

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

people with less than 1000 followers are the biggest narcissists cause they’re not tweeting to anyone. they just like to see themselves talk

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

“you changed” yeah I didn’t go to my state school

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Some thoughts I had regarding the new WAP music video and song

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

I swear the entire world could literally be burning down and some of you would still be out here manifesting in your journals like “he will text me, he will text me, he will text me”

[بیتا @xxobita]

bitches b doing drugs thinking they’re from euphoria bitch u frank Gallagher

[Amit @nice2AMITyou]

Still in denial that I’m not famous...idk you guys I think I just need some time to process this