No L

[No L @nice_old_tree]

🎨🤍🎨🤍

[New Millennium Cyanide Biden @punishedcornpop]

Poly people are always saying stuff like "I'm pan" and "I have POTS" but they never want to do the damn dishes!!! 🤣😂💯

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

(first day teaching at woke university)

it's not my job to educate you

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

no offense to my younger self but what was the vision

[daughter name Jimmy @DuckdogRadio]

having younger friends is crazy because they don’t understand that theBody is a decaying vessel & you must begin to amend your wicked ways like
fucking Yesterday..

[Christina Buttons @buttonslives]

I keep hearing about young women who reinterpret past sexual experiences as nonconsensual. I think they’re treating the discomfort they feel about the experience as evidence something was done wrong to them.

Something was done wrong to you, by you. That feeling is called regret.

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[ً @artfuIchaos]

maybe the reason nature feels so peaceful is because nothing is trying to be anything other than what it is.

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i’m like if a girl was an uncle

[No L @nice_old_tree]

@izaqueoeav If you check the air quality filter on the apple weather map it shows a perfect circle blotted out a bit north of where this was

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I've been in situations before that didn't even happen

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[frick @gofrickurself]

They’re uninstalling me tomorrow

[christian @ch_risco]

I’m serious when it comes to playing around

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

i like when i don’t make sense to anyone #stayconfused