Bwyane Wade

we’re are so back baby #wedonotfuckwithisrael

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

Robot busts his ass filling holes at the sand rotation factory and suddenly there’s a mystical explanation for why shit gets handled. Got it.

[Itachi Uchiha @Imitachi77]

Time heals everything, and this sand clock proves it ⏳

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

Thinking about the time my grandpa took the family out for a joyride in a classic car he had just bought and when my dad asked if it had airbags he snapped back “ONLY WHEN YOUR MOTHER’S IN IT” while she was in the car

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

One must imagine Sisyphus slippery

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

Hair dryers should have harmonicas built into them

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

@wormpuller @clitamorphosis

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

@nyccommander I’m a big fan of your work in New York City

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

It’s international boyfriend day and my girlfriend is in bed with a fever demanding I bring her Gatorade #bitch

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

@nyccommander Keep ya guard up shawty we been over this

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

@nyccommander

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

How I was looking at the middle school field trip group that came into the coffee shop a few months ago when their chaperone was order number 67 on her stupid fucking latte

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

They made likes private a long time ago y’all could be pity liking my shit and no one will make fun of you for it #please

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

Y’all act like you forgot I used to have 700 followers #howmanyofus

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

@shuebacca_ No face no case #smoothoperator

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

Suppressor on the recycling bc I’m from the metro Atlanta area

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

When I run out of adderall I start popping these lil fellas trying to trick the amphetamine psychosis into giving me a placebo effect

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

@fartbuttsex30 God forbid a man takes a load of for a minute

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

Beast mode

[Screamer McCreamer @surfsideballer]

this kid is a nailgun. someone get this kid a beer #surfsideball

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

Interstates got 70 mph limits and people with government issued licenses are using half their mirror to make sure the whole side of their car hasn’t fallen off. Not good folks.

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

If you suck at driving but are good at standardized tests you can deduce that one of these options makes it much harder to accidentally delete a motorcyclist

[BigMac @babeotswejang]

Let’s hear from our drivers, which mirror is adjusted correctly?

[Bwyane Wade @nicedickidiot]

@GeebMinister Idk