Fake Tom Renney

I am currently concussed. I cannot be responsible for our teams defensive irresponsibility.

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

sup #yeg miss me yet? Havin tons o’ lulz here with Babs in ‘troit

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

Isn't this year the Winter Olympics? Want to watch some *good* hockey.

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

Huddling in a corner and crying because twitter, and also #yeg hates me. #butterscotch #NHL

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

“@Lesliehockeyy: I have a job. I have a job. I have a job.”

Way to rub it in, thanks.

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

So… anyone need a hockey coach, hands out butterscotches, likes giving handshakes to the fellows after a good game? #NHL #yeg #oilers

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

Watching the #NHLPlayoffs , having a LOL. These guys can't score! Just like when I was there. #NYRangers

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

This offseason my biggest priority is to get @ebs_14 to mow my lawn *properly* with those nice cross-hatches. #NHL #yeg

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

Hey @GenePrincipe remind me to give you a firm handshake and some butterscotch… http://t.co/CAZOVJrl

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

@ffitzgerald also nice to see NY fans still remember the 'ole nice guy and his big bags of butterscotch' #NYRangers #NHL

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

@ffitzgerald Don't you know *all* female NHL fans get a lifetime supply of butterscotch from the nice guy!

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

“@BroadStHockey: 25 MINUTES” until Mr. Humaangas Biig gives up like 3 goals in the 1st? #NHL #flyers #pens LOOL!

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

Suck it Columbus! http://t.co/tEDWHmCW #NHL #yeg #oilers

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

BREAKING: I just traded my tuna fish for @FakeOilersGM 's PB&Fluffernutter. #NHLTrade #yeg #oilers

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

Sometimes I run practice huddled under a blanket making ice shavings. #NHL #oilers #yeg

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

.@NHL_Oilers what about a no-hemsky clause? #oilers #yeg #NHL

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

@prukachu How come torts benched Lundy tonight? Sounds like something I would do to Prucha. #NHL #NYRangers

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

So we got him on ales? See what I did there? #NHL #yeg #oilers

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

.@prukachu you're benched.

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

My favorite time of the year: trade deadline. I always get a kick out of asking Tambols for a trade. #NHL #yeg #Oilers

[Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom]

Corey Potter : Harry Potter #yeg #NHL #Oilers