nic

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“i need to lock in” and it’s just taking the clothes out of the washer and into the dryer

[evie @eeveebnny]

must have a snooki summer

[nic @nicespositoo]

@alecttrona Men starting wars over what women choose to do to their bodies says more about their emotional fragility than anything else. Hope no one says the same thing about your daughter one day xoxo

[tate @50FirstTates]

there’s gotta be a better way for my professor to address me being late to class

[nic @nicespositoo]

@fiImgal Gonna start putting “chocolate syrup” under hair color on important documents

[paris rae @parisrae13]

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

[nic @nicespositoo]

@DailyLoud I need to know what kinda hypnosis this dude has on all these women bc it’s genuinely concerning

[bort @tacobort]

Should I get Taco Bell or kill myself

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

i never lose an argument i just start doin this

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

she’s a 10 but she says “hell yeah brother” in a hulk hogan voice

[Run and Dunk @flyguy2stackzz]

Check out this parlay I hit.

[fjord @harrison_fjord]

slamming on my brakes at 85 mph and firing that at the Tesla in front of me like a green shell

[nic @nicespositoo]

@zerochills As a short girl I will most definitely continue to give my 6’1 man back problems thanks for the advice tho

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

too late

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

discovered a buddy from college gaslit himself into loving running by applying a nicotine patch everytime he ran, and only when he ran

on his fifth marathon

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this probably what crack feel like

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

Congrats on your sand castle buddy, let me know when you have an 85” 4K LED TV with access to 7 hours of commercial free football

[bigsock @biggersocks]

can i come over and do this