Chris Spires

Pretty average husband and father. Never met a compliment or mirror I didn't like. Humor is my defense mechanism.

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@JumpinJack60 @RealMattlanta @680TheFan @CustomSolarLLC Bro…..

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@RealMattlanta Free agent sigining Ray Edwards. Only memorable for the shirtless calendar he passed out to his teammates

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@PoleDawg @RealMattlanta Eh, his time in Atlanta was pretty memorable

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@obxleatherman @RealMattlanta This might be the winner

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@steakshapiro @RustyMansell_ 3 strikes and my call dropped before I could answer the Morgan Wallen question. I say Matt Ryan and Future

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@RealMattlanta Kerry Lightenburg and his sideburns

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@RealMattlanta People that talk on speakerphone in public, especially when it’s far away from their face

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@RealMattlanta Rick Pitino, Italian 🍝

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@RustyMansell_ After the last few possessions it might be time for people to apologize to Mike Bobo. Brilliant.

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@RealMattlanta Fat Casey

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@RealMattlanta Sister Jean

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@RealMattlanta I’ve been to that strip club in Jacksonville and it’s awful. I still remember the bullet wound and c-section scars

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@RealMattlanta People yelling “Get in the hole” or “Mashed Potatoes” at a golf tournament.

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@RealMattlanta It doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, but since you’re now 0-2–Divorcelanta

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@putemupcdukes Re: Allison’s call just now, am I correct since Koo was on the roster 1st game, his salary is guaranteed for the season? So the only benefit to cutting him now is a potential roster spot but no $ saving?

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@CelliniNick Definitely need more ❄️Shock Jock❄️ on a Friday. “Turn the volume all the way up, rip off the knob and rock out to this hit from .38 Special…..”

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@sportsandra THANK YOU 🍢

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@GentlemanMashr @chrisdimino @AtlantaFalcons @CelliniNick Nah, @CelliniNick was already on his way over

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@RealMattlanta Jamie Lee Curtis in that one scene in Trading Places

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@randymac81 I love how a “booty call” has evolved into a “you up?” text 🤣